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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"Is God just an edgy teenager that someone accidentally gave a "make your own universe" kit?"
~Some guy on the internet, 2019

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"Is God just an edgy teenager that someone accidentally gave a "make your own universe" kit?"
~Some guy on the internet, 2019

Duuuude I love Solar Sands

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@Mojack group

“Kermit is in my locker”

“Why is there lettuce in my bag?”

“Is that an avocado?” gestures to mango

@Euric_Knight

“God is like thanos but.. worse”

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"Thanos is basically Stalin, they both just wanted a better world, but killed a lot of people."

  • Some kid at a forensics competition
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"I drink to forget my troubles."

  • Me, looking my friend dead in the eyes and taking a shot of pixie stix
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"Every religion is a cover-up for the real god: Keanu Reeves."

@ravens

"you get a public execution! you get a public execution! everyone gets a public execution!"

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"Straight people glitter is just sand."

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"He poured glitter on himself and started resighting all of Edward Cullen's lines."

whispering
skater bois are hot

"I've never been so glad to see a piece of plastic sink."

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@TeamMezzo group

"I've never been so glad to see a piece of plastic sink."

(holy h*ck why does that sound like something @lemondad would say?)

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"Kill the Fortnite players. PUBLIC EXECUTION-"

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"So that's what the pregnant looks like!"

@Periwinkle_

“So does that mean equilateral triangles aren’t really triangles?”

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Goes on a fifteen min rant than sits down quietly. I'm going to take a nap.

@Relsey-TheElder

"Relsey! I have a crush on a freshmen, What is WRONG with me!"

"I've never been so glad to see a piece of plastic sink."

(holy h*ck why does that sound like something @lemondad would say?)

it was @alto1522

"Hey, ninja Starr!"
thanks, Leo

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@TeamMezzo group

"I've never been so glad to see a piece of plastic sink."

(holy h*ck why does that sound like something @lemondad would say?)

it was @alto1522

ohhh okay

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"Nightcore sucks."
"I love Nightcore! It brings all of my songs into my key!"
"Just listen to female singers!"
"But I like listening to deep, resonating male voices! It makes my loins shiver!!"

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"Let me eat a frog in peace."

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@Pickles group

concern intensifies

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concern intensifies

I have a bag of gummy frogs and such, I let all my friends have some.

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@Pickles group

concern intensifies

I have a bag of gummy frogs and such, I let all my friends have some.

oh good that makes sense

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"Six nipples, that's overkill."

@Euric_Knight

"My bedroom smells like a vagina"

"Soviet, get in your crate."
thanks, leo {again}

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@TeamMezzo group

why is leo like this i had to sit next to him for science for a while and he's… interesting??