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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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"YOUR NAME IS THE SAME AS THE HOUSE IN EUREKA!"
"as much as I would absolutely love to have Fargo's voice….stop already."

About stuffed panda:
"I named it Duck!"
"Like the monkey?"
"What?"
"From the song!"
if you understand either of these, you win

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"YOUR NAME IS THE SAME AS THE HOUSE IN EUREKA!"
"as much as I would absolutely love to have Fargo's voice….stop already."

Yeeeeeessss….. I get that one.

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@Pickles group

AH

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So, you're a fan of Eureka too then?

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@Pickles group

I started watching it with my family and don't tell but we aren't that far due to my dad's aversion to binge watching

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I've seen it all… lol, I won't spoil anything though. Who's your favorite character so far?

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@Pickles group

FARGOOOOO

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(pssssssst other thread for this conversation)

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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
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"Yeetus that fetus"

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"Abortion is just spawn camping."

@ravens

fancy french words

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@InstaOnly

Friend: Reading crumpled wrapper "The Shlorps are dead." Uncrumples wrapper "Oh, wait. 'Sculpt your own dreams.' that's much different. I like mine better."

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"I always feel really bad about getting water cups then getting soda in them, but the life of crime is a adiccting and I can't stop."

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@Pickles group

TV (No Good Nick): My first scandal! What would jefferson do?
Me: …probably fuck one of his slaves

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"Is that Satan?"

@bubblegum

(last day of seventh grade!!!)
"I got the signatures of every one of my sixth grade teachers today."
"Oh cool! Can I see the yearbook?"
"No, no. No, angelina, I got their signatures on my shoe."
I actually did

@Yamatsu

(Last day of senior year for me! Woohoo!)

@bubblegum

(that's suuuuuuuper cool!)

@Simon-Says

"Someone needs to kiss your cheek, but it's not gonna be me."

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@Pickles group

"How do you choke on water? Like, I've never choked on water before?"
"LIAR!"

@bubblegum

that's what the kids these days call drowning

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@Pickles group

no like ur just drinking ur water and it goes down the wrong pipe and u start coughing and then everyone looks at you like wtf u idiot but u know they've done it too

@Trix

"Tomorrow is gonna be a great year!"
"Reading is the listening of the eyes"

@bubblegum

"Okay, I know it's tempting, but consider: NUT."

@gracehustle

"I'm losing it,"
-said in the most singsongy and not caring voice ever by one of my classmates

@YourOverlord

whilst watching the opening scene of Mulan
"Mulan: the musical be like 'It's a whole new WALLLLLLLLLLLL' "
"More like Donald Trump: The Musical"

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So I said good morning to my teacher in Japanese and he said, "Indiana." so now he calls me that and I have no idea why.

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@GameMaster group

"I'm so not ready for the french final. How many e's does 'créées' have?" (Yes that's an actual french word it means 'created'.

@bubblegum

lol I speak french it's weird

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@GameMaster group

So true. Consider "Oiseaux" (pronounced 'Wazo'). It mean birds and it has every vowel in the French Alphabet and none of the letters are pronounced right.