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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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@ShadeStar

Driving home from a Subway making a ton of mistakes as I go while laughing hysterical

"At LeAsT i GoT mY cOoKiE"

@croccin-champagne

"God? Oh, you mean Kermit."

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"You eating the icing like that is very relaxing and satisfying. You could make an ASMR video! You unscrewing the cap…" Me interrupting by licking more icing noisily from a spoon

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@Pickles group

What kind of icing is it?

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it was vanilla and extremely tasty

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Vanilla is the best thing ever and anyone who disagrees can fight me

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I agree fullheartedly. I saw she had chocolate in her cabinet and i almost threw it away for her lmao

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Chocolate's good too, but vanilla

"So you punched someone… because they insulted… a musical?"
"He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame."

I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It’s a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
You punched the bursar?
Yes!

@Simon-Says

"So you punched someone… because they insulted… a musical?"
"He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame."

I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It’s a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
You punched the bursar?
Yes!

Everything about this is perfect.

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"So you punched someone… because they insulted… a musical?"
"He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame."

I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It’s a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
You punched the bursar?
Yes!

It was a cell block tango refrence, but I admire your adition.

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@GameMaster group

“So what are you singing on Thursday?”
“I Got the Sun in the Morning from Annie Get your Gun.”
“Good. Cool. You do you, you spunky little theater nerd.”
“Yeah okay good talk.”

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@GameMaster group

Vanilla is the best thing ever and anyone who disagrees can fight me

Chocolate frosting sucks (unless it’s a ganache) but other than that I think chocolate is clearly superior.

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Vanilla is the best thing ever and anyone who disagrees can fight me

Chocolate frosting sucks (unless it’s a ganache) but other than that I think chocolate is clearly superior.

TAKE THAT BACK!
ALL FROSTING IS BEST

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Vanilla is the best thing ever and anyone who disagrees can fight me

Chocolate frosting sucks (unless it’s a ganache) but other than that I think chocolate is clearly superior.

TAKE THAT BACK!
ALL FROSTING IS BEST

Yuuuuck chocolate is clearly the worst period

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Vanilla is the best thing ever and anyone who disagrees can fight me

Chocolate frosting sucks (unless it’s a ganache) but other than that I think chocolate is clearly superior.

TAKE THAT BACK!
ALL FROSTING IS BEST

Yuuuuck chocolate is clearly the worst period

Emi, I love you dearly, but shut the fuck up and stay away from my children.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Unless it's mint, I love all frosting flavors

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Vanilla is the best thing ever and anyone who disagrees can fight me

Chocolate frosting sucks (unless it’s a ganache) but other than that I think chocolate is clearly superior.

TAKE THAT BACK!
ALL FROSTING IS BEST

Yuuuuck chocolate is clearly the worst period

Emi, I love you dearly, but shut the fuck up and stay away from my children.

Welp sorry to tell you Logan but you're adopted and I'm taking you back.

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Vanilla is the best thing ever and anyone who disagrees can fight me

Chocolate frosting sucks (unless it’s a ganache) but other than that I think chocolate is clearly superior.

TAKE THAT BACK!
ALL FROSTING IS BEST

Yuuuuck chocolate is clearly the worst period

Emi, I love you dearly, but shut the fuck up and stay away from my children.

Welp sorry to tell you Logan but you're adopted and I'm taking you back.

Guess what Emi, I have about thirteen different mothers and I'm moving in with Eris.

@Yamatsu

Listen, frosting is nasty, and the only two types of cake I can stand are cheesecake and ice cream cake.

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Listen, frosting is nasty, and the only two types of cake I can stand are cheesecake and ice cream cake.

You, my good sir/madam are dead to me.
Cheese cake is a disgrace on the baking community

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Vanilla is the best thing ever and anyone who disagrees can fight me

Chocolate frosting sucks (unless it’s a ganache) but other than that I think chocolate is clearly superior.

TAKE THAT BACK!
ALL FROSTING IS BEST

Yuuuuck chocolate is clearly the worst period

Emi, I love you dearly, but shut the fuck up and stay away from my children.

Welp sorry to tell you Logan but you're adopted and I'm taking you back.

Guess what Emi, I have about thirteen different mothers and I'm moving in with Eris.

oof ow

@Trix

Listen, frosting is nasty, and the only two types of cake I can stand are cheesecake and ice cream cake.

You, my good sir/madam are dead to me.
Cheese cake is a disgrace on the baking community

Ex-fucking-cuse you? I was planning to silently stalk as I usually do but this has gone too far.

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BRUH CHEESECAKE IS AMAZING

@Trix

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
a little louder for the idiots people in the back

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CHEESECAKE IS THE GOD OF THIS WORLD

@Trix

AYYYYYY

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You there, you're my new child come here.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Cheesecake is the most glorious thing to ever bless this earth and if you disagree I will send you back to the firey depths of Australia where you came from

@Trix

runs to emi
hey do you remember way back in the day when you had a potato and fork cult on notebook but then it got shut down? yeah I was part of that, then I may or may not have taken a reallllllllllllyyyyyyy long break