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That ADHD feel when . . .

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ALSO GUYS

I did the most Non-ADHD, but also equally ADHD thing ever and I'm so proud of myself.

Let me explain:

I've been procrastinating on doing something super adult responsibility like for about 6 months now (yikes) but yesterday I had a panic attack about it and finally did it because I was so worried that I'd get arrested and/or die.

So in the end I did the thing. Yay!

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

Yay! But also what the hecc made you worry so much about getting arrested or dying

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Laundry.

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Lol nah jk.

I had to get something done on my car. XD

Laundry is horrible.

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I get random urges to listen to an audiobook I've listened to a thousand times and idk if it's because I like the story or the person's voice. I also can't go back and forth reading the ebook, physical book and listening to the audiobook. Even within a series. And it has to be on the same device

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@Moxie group

Me: Needs to work done
Me: Temporarily blocks youtube, pinterest, and notebook from my computer
Me: Gives my phone to my friend so it can't distract me
Me: Perfect, now I'll finally be able to work
Me: Proceeds to stare off into space for half an hour

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M O O D

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Me: Needs to work done
Me: Temporarily blocks youtube, pinterest, and notebook from my computer
Me: Gives my phone to my friend so it can't distract me
Me: Perfect, now I'll finally be able to work
Me: Proceeds to stare off into space for half an hour

Me.

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@Moxie group

My Dad: I'm taking your phone away because you need to focus
Me: You fool. The mere act of removing one distraction will not help me focus. My powers of distraction are limitless. "As long as I have flesh I am distracted."

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XD LOL

Mere mortals do not know the power of true procrastination

Oh SAME.

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

the truth really does hurt

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Distraction is my life.

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I NEEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING LIKE THE EXPERT AT PROCRASTINATING THAT I AM!!!!

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I NEEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING LIKE THE EXPERT AT PROCRASTINATING THAT I AM!!!!

-Prince Hamlet of Denmark

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Genuinely needs help to stop procrastinating….

same…

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I NEEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING LIKE THE EXPERT AT PROCRASTINATING THAT I AM!!!!

-Prince Hamlet of Denmark

wheezes

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I NEEED TO FIND SOME WAY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING LIKE THE EXPERT AT PROCRASTINATING THAT I AM!!!!

-Prince Hamlet of Denmark

wheezes

Tis true

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You mean Omelet the Cheese Danish? Sorry, just finished rehearsing The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) and I'm kinda psyched about performing it.

@PastelTart

Me: Listening to the teacher at school
Brain: Hey, remember me?
Me: Not now. I'm busy.
Brain: But do you remember what happened in that last episode of Naruto that you watched? procedes to recap every single episode
Teacher: Sets test on my desk
Me: Oh my gosh! What have you done?!
Brain: I don't know.
Me: AUUUUUUUGH!!!!

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

I've done that exact thing, but with thinking about Steven Universe.

The thing when something a teacher/parent says launches you off on a journey of thought for two minutes and you land bewildered because what the hell is going on and how did I miss it.

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Zoning out at a party and returning to everyone 10x as drunk and you still working on your first drink.

I think that one is just you as most of us do not drink a lot.

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Zoning out during a movie and suddenly WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHEN DID HE DIE???

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Alternatively, zoning out while reading, going through a whole page or so without actually reading anything and having to start over.

Yes.

Not the movie one though unless it's really boring.