okay, almond milk> cow milk

There is only ONE good paste made of nuts, excessive amounts of sugar and possibly the guts of many beetles and that is NUTELLA, peanut butter is just sad

I hate Nutella.

okay, almond milk> cow milk

Water > Skim milk
(skim milk is water with white paint or something)

I hate Nutella.

…THaT iS NoT aLLoWeD oN THe GooD CHRiSTiaN SeRVeR

Don't you just love when your parents lock you out of the house, to sit outside in sweltering weather, so your dog can eat when there are no distractions but you had just walked your other dogs for 40 minutes and you don't get to go in fucking side. Then, when you get inside, after an hour of being outside in Florida, your parents yell at you becuase apperently you didn't turn in a peice of work that you did and you can't go up and ask the teacher becuase he gives me a paic attack and won't listen to you?

(Although, BLTs with egg and avocado are a really, really tasty breakfast IMHO)

Or a nice MLT mutton lettuce and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean.

"They're so perky. I love that."

(And the tomato is ripe.)

:P To the death

NO! To the pain.

I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

okay, almond milk> cow milk

Water > Skim milk
(skim milk is water with white paint or something)

milk is foul
BUT CHEESE

Don't you just love when your parents lock you out of the house, to sit outside in sweltering weather, so your dog can eat when there are no distractions but you had just walked your other dogs for 40 minutes and you don't get to go in fucking side. Then, when you get inside, after an hour of being outside in Florida, your parents yell at you becuase apperently you didn't turn in a peice of work that you did and you can't go up and ask the teacher becuase he gives me a paic attack and won't listen to you?

Geez spearmint oh, that sucks. I wish I could help honestly, I can like, link you bird memes or something.

okay, almond milk> cow milk

Water > Skim milk
(skim milk is water with white paint or something)

milk is foul
BUT CHEESE

Cheese contains hella fats. And not the good kind. It's all about yogurt.

Don't you just love when your parents lock you out of the house, to sit outside in sweltering weather, so your dog can eat when there are no distractions but you had just walked your other dogs for 40 minutes and you don't get to go in fucking side. Then, when you get inside, after an hour of being outside in Florida, your parents yell at you becuase apperently you didn't turn in a peice of work that you did and you can't go up and ask the teacher becuase he gives me a paic attack and won't listen to you?

Geez spearmint oh, that sucks. I wish I could help honestly, I can like, link you bird memes or something.

Please kill me, quick and just a bit painfull.

that’s pretty terrible, i’m sorry

Throws hugs at you because I have no idea what else to do

Don't you just love when your parents lock you out of the house, to sit outside in sweltering weather, so your dog can eat when there are no distractions but you had just walked your other dogs for 40 minutes and you don't get to go in fucking side. Then, when you get inside, after an hour of being outside in Florida, your parents yell at you because apparently you didn't turn in a piece of work that you did and you can't go up and ask the teacher because he gives me a panic attack and won't listen to you?

That's rough…I'm sorry. :(
My only advice is that you can't let people have that power over you. Grit your teeth and talk to your teacher, show him that you will not be afraid because he's just a lame ass teacher that will have no control over you within a few months. The man is nothing. Be strong. Fight for what you know is right.

then your parents have no reason to be mad

then your parents have no reason to be mad

Hah, they don't know the definition of not mad.

Well then make them know it.

Ugh. Griefbedammed.

So how about pastries? Everyone loves a good croissant!

I like pastries…

Ugh. Griefbedammed.

So how about pastries? Everyone loves a good croissant!

…

I'm not sorry

gah…. okay how about cheese danishes!?

(Although, BLTs with egg and avocado are a really, really tasty breakfast IMHO)

Or a nice MLT mutton lettuce and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean.

"They're so perky. I love that."

(And the tomato is ripe.)

:P To the death

NO! To the pain.

I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

It won't be the last.
To the pain means the first thing you will lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose.

And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

It’s leftover night so my siblings are all eating microwaved pancakes with chips and salsa and no one’s questioned it

(Although, BLTs with egg and avocado are a really, really tasty breakfast IMHO)

Or a nice MLT mutton lettuce and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean.

"They're so perky. I love that."

(And the tomato is ripe.)

:P To the death

NO! To the pain.

I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

It won't be the last.
To the pain means the first thing you will lose is your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose.

And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

I wasn't finished!
The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.

It’s leftover night so my siblings are all eating microwaved pancakes with chips and salsa and no one’s questioned it

American Horror Story: Leftover Night.