The Annoy Eris Chat

"Only children drink smoothies." Eris deadpans, looking down her nose at the sweater.

"I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." Lex retorts, crossing their arms and glaring.

Eris snorts, a smirk curling the edges of her lips. "Yet another childish response. My generation came up with that retort, darling. You'll have to try better than that."

"But what about rubber glue?" the smol child asked as she piled excessive amounts of whipped cream in her hot cocoa until it's pure white fluffiness could match that of her soul

"No, you." Lex returns the smirk. "I didn't know that that response was formed in the stone age."

"But what about rubber glue?" the smol child asked as she piled excessive amounts of whipped cream in her hot cocoa until it's pure white fluffiness could match that of her soul

"Shh…" Lex whispers, patting her head. "The adult and stone ager is speaking."

"Oo. So scalding. The stone age. Truly you've hurt my soul." Eris arches a brow, waiting to see if there is an actual insult coming.

"Huh, I suppose you leave puppies on the street, perhaps you kick them."

"Did they listen to 80's music while building the pyramids of Egypt, Grandma?" Smol child asked as she listened to her futuristic techno stuff from 2020 because Another One Bites The Dust is OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

Eris rolls her eyes as if to say 'Really? That's all you've got?'
"Actually I sacrifice them to the dark lord, he digs that virgin blood you know?" She says sarcastically.

"Did they listen to 80's music while building the pyramids of Egypt, Grandma?" Smol child asked as she listened to her futuristic techno stuff from 2020 because Another One Bites The Dust is OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

"Actually we enjoyed Elvis."

"I like another one bites the dust… I listened to it this morning…" I mutter, my attention shifted to the topic of music.

"Did they listen to 80's music while building the pyramids of Egypt, Grandma?" Smol child asked as she listened to her futuristic techno stuff from 2020 because Another One Bites The Dust is OOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

"Actually we enjoyed Elvis."

"Oh, that makes sense"

"I like another one bites the dust… I listened to it this morning…" I mutter, my attention shifted to the topic of music.

"Well, you're wrong because… YOUR MOM" Said ze smol child, as she put a baseball cap on backwards to prove how "totally lit fam" she is

BANANA OH NANA. HALF OF MY HEART IS IN BANANA OH NANA. HE TOOK ME BACK TO EAST BANANA OH NANA.

BANANA OH NANA. HALF OF MY HEART IS IN BANANA OH NANA. HE TOOK ME BACK TO EAST BANANA OH NANA.

"Now that's music!" yelled the smol child

"No. Battery by Metalica, that's good music."

"NO. IM NOT OKAY(I PROMISE)"

"No. Battery by Metalica, that's good music."

…You sure that's better than this

I… I can't see that.

I… I can't see that.

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"I have family from Havana." I muse to the sky.

"I have family from Havana." I muse to the sky.

*Banana

Eris sighs through her nose, choosing not to be offended.

"You ok?" Arron smiles.

Emi stares into the wall, yawning widely. She didn’t really take an interest into the current music choices.

"But music is so much better if it's screamed at you by a Japanese robot" Said the smol child, as she tried to use her IRL parent's logic to describe Vocaloid

"You ok?" Arron smiles.

"Oh I'm five by five." Eris gives them a crooked smile.

Lex stares at them all for a moment before vanishing, summoning @Kai Tips The Scale

My cat fell asleep on my lap. Send help, I'm going to explode with cuteness overload