The Latenight Chat

Tf did I just watch
Wait, that's not jimmy Fallon, is it?

Jimmy Fallon is the second on in on the left.

OMYGOSH HE LOOKS SO YOUNG
LIKE AN AWKWARD TEENAGE BOY

XD I'll watch that one later^^^^^

My room is a fucking mess. I just cleaned it two days ago

Nice. Mine is awful looking too…

Wanna hear a joke?

Oh Lordy… sure.

It is not a very appropriate joke, do you still wanna hear this joke? If not I've got another one

Do a different one. I have one too. You have to go with it the whole way through, though.

Dang it I tried to post a picture of a cat but it's not working

Okay so here's one: astronomers got tired of watching the moon travel around the earth for 24 hours so they called it a day

Wow… I'm kind of laughing, but it's 3:37, so don't give yourself too much credit. MY TURN!

Knock knock

Who is there

Doctor

Doctor who?

No, Doctor Strange

I'll admit that was funny but can you top this lol:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'You're in here a lot. Are you an alcoholic ?' The horse ponders it for a second, then he says 'I don't think I am.' And poof! He disappears. Now, this is where the philosophy students start to giggle, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate; 'I think, therefore I am.'
But if I had told you that first, it would be putting Decartes before the horse

-_- Ok… What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

What?

A golfer goes Whack! "Darn!"

A skydiver goes "Darn!" Whack!

Omygosh that's a good one

XD

What's green and has two wheels?

Sorry, I accidentally fell asleep. Also, I think I know this one.

It's all good. Sleep is important

I'm back! Again!