The Latenight Chat

Why hello there

So… more cheesy jokes? Or should we wait until it's a little later?

We can do jokes.
What leaves a bigger imprint on the memory than a passionate kiss?

Idk

Your mum

Omfgosh
I was gonna say a stab wound, but I like that better

Haha!
Stab wounds also

Sally crossed the road to give her mum a hug. Instead, she went six feet underground. Why?

She got ran over

Either that or her mom was on drugs and didn't realize it was her daughter and beat the life out of her

Holy shit man I'm not that dark

But yes she got ran over

Okay just checking

On another note, I had a friend who's mother was abusive, and would try to hit her by asking for a hug

Wow interesting (in a terrible way)

I know it's so sad

The chicken joke is suicidal

She had a lot of other stories, and people thought I was insane for finding them interesting

Oh yeah

'To get to the other side'

Yep

I'm going to lighten the mood now

Good idea sorry about that

Sall good
Why were dinosaurs so big?

Dunno

Bc Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
:D see what I did there? :P

You got any jokes?

Lordy kid

Yeah I got one I use a lot if you care to hear it

Go right ahead

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?