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@Pickles group

I am full of so much raccoon

I don't even remember writing this

That makes it so much better

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I am full of so much raccoon

-tommyinnit, probably

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True Crime Dont’s with Ash:

It’s probably more than a domestic argument if she’s literally dead on the floor with blood everywhere

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@Pickles group

Can confirm

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@tungsten fastfood

Can also confirm

It's also probably more than a domestic argument if she is physically beaten, shot once and presumed dead, and left out in the middle of Nevada but found by an old couple because she managed to crawl over and call for help

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@Pickles group

True Crime Don'ts with Pickles: teach your kids not murder. If this doesn't work, teach them not to hide bodies under their waterbed

It's probably NOT a domestic argument if she's dead and he had no motive and wasn't there when she died

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Y'all mean you don't drop dead during domestic disagreements?

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@Pickles group

Well I usually come back to life before the cops find out

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@Pickles group

Is being hot a requirement for working at hair cut place as a woman? I've only ever seen old men and attractive middle aged women

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@Pickles group

SHE HAS AN EYEBROW SLIT
SHE HAS AN EYEBROW SLIT

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@Pickles group

Today on "what do you mean that's not common knowledge?": What do you mean not everyone knows that manhole covers are almost 250 pounds?

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reading gay fanfiction while my religious family prays and then going to eat some hamburger helper and telling my grandparents that I would donate a lot of money to the Trevor Project if I won the lottery is my new favorite thing I've done all week

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@Pickles group

The true embodiment of gay pride. Iconic

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I also chugged a cherry 7up

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@Pickles group

Like I said

Today on "what do you mean that's not common knowledge?": What do you mean not everyone knows that manhole covers are almost 250 pounds?

Didnt.

SHE HAS AN EYEBROW SLIT
SHE HAS AN EYEBROW SLIT

Ninjago eyes gang Lol.

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Hey Pickles if we ever meet up are you down to go tour a swamp in Louisiana and see the ghost of a voodoo priestess

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@Pickles group

Hell yes

I overheard some boy tell another person that he broke up with his girldfriend, because he was cheating on him
his reasoning
"She was talking to another boy"

Why are people like this?

@EtherealDreamer

I overheard some boy tell another person that he broke up with his girldfriend, because he was cheating on him
his reasoning
"She was talking to another boy"

Why are people like this?

meanwhile im over here, never had a girlfriend and just in my own little world watching MCYT pride edits and trans tiktoks.

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Self care is screeching Victorious by P!atD while your home alone

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@tungsten fastfood

*you're absolutely correct

I overheard some boy tell another person that he broke up with his girldfriend, because he was cheating on him
his reasoning
"She was talking to another boy"

Why are people like this?

meanwhile im over here, never had a girlfriend and just in my own little world watching MCYT pride edits and trans tiktoks.

That sounds like a good life

@EtherealDreamer

I overheard some boy tell another person that he broke up with his girldfriend, because he was cheating on him
his reasoning
"She was talking to another boy"

Why are people like this?

meanwhile im over here, never had a girlfriend and just in my own little world watching MCYT pride edits and trans tiktoks.

That sounds like a good life

tis indeed.

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Self care is also shouting all the lyrics to The Real Slim Shady from the middle back seat of an 8 passenger car to horrify your relatives

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And I have recently discovered that I am now in Wyoming.

I dont know how this happened.

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Self care is also shouting all the lyrics to The Real Slim Shady from the middle back seat of an 8 passenger car to horrify your relatives

this is very accurate to what i find myself doing often, except i'm alone in my room and it's 1 am

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@tungsten fastfood

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Excellence.