The Roodeness Shenanigans

Ice
Hap birf

Apparently I have therapy today. Good news is it should be my last

hap birf to you!

Apparently I have therapy today. Good news is it should be my last

Why news good? You better or smth? You hate it?

Both

I just need to remind everyone that when ted bundy was executed people gathered outside and threw a party. They had merch and people diy-ed their own t-shirts.

ONE SALOON HELD A BARBECUE WHILE HE WAS BEING EXECUTED HSKDNAKS

My mom wanted me to stop listening to true crime podcasts and I asked why and she said “because it’s morbid!”
And I’m sat here literally listening to Morbid as she’s saying it

This is why I don't tell my parents about any of the media I consume

I only did because I’m trying to convince her to let me see that live show

does jeff bozo have social media? bc if he does I feel like collectively we could bully him into being less shitty and that's something we need to try

Sue the whole internet? X

YOOOUUU GUYYYSSSSS

IM AT THE COUNTRYS LORGEST REPTILE ZOOOOOOOO

IM BOUT TO WATCH A SNAKE SHOW

Some long worms

say hi to the sentient noodles for me

according to my mother, I'm "hip-y"

also shout-out to the guys hanging around the fitting rooms in Walmart lovely to see you watch me pick out a bra

I saw… so many sneks

And then we went to Bear World

So many animals in the span of 5 hours

I went to my friend's birthday party and in the yard right next to ours was having a kid's princess-themed party and after it was over and they were cleaning up we asked for their empty pinata and they actually gave it to us, then we burned it

worm with scales

A scorm, if you will

Ooooooooooooh dang