The Roodeness Shenanigans
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God I'd like to be rude to my grandparents for making me stay for this patriotic Mount Rushmore thing we're at. Dont get me wrong, I love to live in the US but I really dont want an hour presentation of nationalistic crap thrown in my face when I could be back at the hotel room sleeping or swimming.
I have mouth surgery tomorrow. I've been assured that it's not gnarly, but it sure sounds gnarly. I have to start taking meds for it today and then for a week after, and they're shaving down my bone, so uh. ma'am that sounds worse than my wisdom teeth surgery to me
True Crime Don'ts with Ash and Pickles: I promise you that walking home in the rain will be less traumatizing than getting into a car with someone and having them kill or try to kill you.
UHH time sensitive question, does anyone know how to get rid of hickeys?? or like hide them at least 😶
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makeup??? maybe????
Goggle it.
A veterinarian office?
UHH time sensitive question, does anyone know how to get rid of hickeys?? or like hide them at least 😶
Cold spoon, massage it
I hear whisks work too
Turtle necks, scarves, makeup etc.
A veterinarian office?
Yup
I'm all for private businesses having their own themes and values and whatnot (as long as it's not discriminatory, obvi) but that's a weird combination
Usually Christianity couples with stationary and book stores
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"Welcome to Paws-itively Precious! Jesus would save the animals, and so will we! for a wee consultation fee of $1,000 plus tax and miscellaneous item usage"
Weird.
In other news, what does the urge to stim feel like for y’all? Like today I was rocking and my mom was kind of annoyed I think and it felt like there was this pressure, like anxiety or excitement.
Still reeling from the time my friend told me I should join the CIA last year. Like MA'AM I have a crippling fear of being perceived under any circumstances, but more importantly, do I LOOK like a capitalist who's going to be down to murder socialist leaders and start coups in countries that aren't capitalist?? I'm still so offended that they thought I'm at all okay with the cia, I thought I was doing a pretty good job of being openly anti-capitalist
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I’d like to be rude to my dietary system— LET ME HAVE FECKIN DAIRY!!!! LET ME HAVE BREAD WITHOUT TRIGGERING HEARTBURN!!!!
Weird.
In other news, what does the urge to stim feel like for y’all? Like today I was rocking
and my mom was kind of annoyed I thinkand it felt like there was this pressure, like anxiety or excitement.
Rocking is one of my big ones. I know for some it can feel like that, kind of like the same need when you have to sneeze, there's a pressure there that would feel better if it were released but technically you could hold it in. It's also very common for stims to be triggered for anxiety. For me, rocking happens when I'm bored or in a new environment. The swing just feels gooood.
Sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and the person I see is just not even remotely what I look like
Like yesterday I looked in the mirror and I looked like a grungy tik tok lesbian that girls spend their days thirsting for, which is not remotely what I look like on a normal day. Twas an ego boost though
Reasons my cat prefers my brand of shitty instead of my family's: I am apparently the only one who thinks that maybe if the neighbor's cat is spending time in our garden, we should be careful with tomato planting so we don't hurt it. My kind of shitty is meowing at my cat when she starts meowing at me and I don't want to go find her. The rest of my family's is "well I want tomatoes and it's not my fault that the neighbors let their cat outside, ours isn't so it's fine"
Will the cat probably be fine? Yeah. Is that a risk that we should be willing to take? No, I don't think so. I'd be pissed if Callie ate their vegetables and got sick and they didn't care, we should care about them and make sure their cat can't get to something of ours that could hurt it
I feel like this accurately depicts our political beliefs as well
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Heh I meow at my cat like half the times that I see her just to see if she'll meow back
Only sometimes :( it's funny when she does though
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i insult pretzel and sometimes let him nom on my hand to get him to stop i blow into his ear bevause that's the only way he'll listen
occasionally drop him onto the floor when he gets squirmy and bite-y
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me: has used my pills for at least three-ish months without issue
my sleepy pills: expired 5/23
me: hasn't slept for shit for the past few days
mom: there is absolutely no correlation you just got used to them expiration date isn't real no i won't listen to you ur wrong i'm right
she also threw a hissy fit when my dad drove me down to dollar general for some new ones (they're gummies!!) to hold me off for a while because it's a "waste of gas"