The Roodeness Shenanigans

also the word sassy is gross

right?? heaven forbid a woman stands up for herself on the regular that means she's ~sassy~ and ~playing around~ it's awful

it's like the most patronizing way to say 'not putting up with your shit' ever

exactly. and it's disproportionately applied to black and hispanic women and just sjfdhsdjkfhs like why not straight up say you don't respect someone

if every single one of your young black female characters can be summed up by "sassy" you're just a bad writer and that's that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

"Hahaha see I'm such a revolutionary writer writing stories unlike any seen on earth, the white blonde main character's best friend is–wait for it–a sassy black girl and a flamboyant gay guy! Literary. Genius."

if every single one of your young black female characters can be summed up by "sassy" you're just a bad writer and that's that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

"Hahaha see I'm such a revolutionary writer writing stories unlike any seen on earth, the white blonde main character's best friend is–wait for it–a sassy black girl and a flamboyant gay guy! Literary. Genius."

Ohmigosh teach me your ways, how do you do it?

if every single one of your young black female characters can be summed up by "sassy" you're just a bad writer and that's that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

"Hahaha see I'm such a revolutionary writer writing stories unlike any seen on earth, the white blonde main character's best friend is–wait for it–a sassy black girl and a flamboyant gay guy! Literary. Genius."

Ohmigosh teach me your ways, how do you do it?

Systemic racism.

I, uh, mean my Big White Male Brain, as I John Chadley Smith, am the greatest literary wonder of our time.

Fuck my band directors and fuck corona. It sounds like we might not even have a show this year. They're moving the one set for this year to next year and they're supposedly "getting us new music". It wasn't enough that one classes senior year was ruined? You have to ruin another?? And everyone else's year too? Do you know how badly we need more people? People are going to quit and tell future freshmen it sucked and not to do it. Then there'll be like twenty people and our band does not have the capability to work with that. Sometimes I wish I wasn't even in band let alone marching band.

Love how the last 3 posts have been Miriam and just no one else has responded

Okay?..

should i pretend to be productive or nah

The right answer is yes but mine is nah

don't worry bout it
I'm good
a little limp for a day or so never hurt anyone

sounds like an excellent opportunity for a dick joke but i am tired

don't worry bout it
I'm good
a little limp for a day or so never hurt anyone

sounds like an excellent opportunity for a dick joke but i am tired

Insert obligatory dick joke here will this suffice?

don't worry bout it
I'm good
a little limp for a day or so never hurt anyone

sounds like an excellent opportunity for a dick joke but i am tired

Insert obligatory dick joke here will this suffice?

absolutely pickles love you're a genius

I'm confused- what does limping have to do with dicks?

I–
Uh
Well you see, when-

I can make a dick joke

Vegans who force their pets on vegan diets

get it
it’s cause they’re dicks

ELLA

I don’t get it either but I don’t want to know

Yeah you probably don't

I don’t get it either but I don’t want to know

Yeah you probably don't

you aren't missing out on anything good believe me

The only reason I have any idea what they even look like is because of an unpleasant drawing of peppa pig so I have no clue

Simply reading this sentence makes me want to wash my eyes with bleach.