Notebook.ai

The tired, gay, sad, and confused chat

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@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Jensen you're such a loveable idiot!

I'm a salty idiot

Both.

I am not loveable

Well, I love you, so yes you are!

@SaltyLasagna

OH BOI IM TOO TIRED TO HANDLE THIS

same same
I'm also exhausted so my brain isn't processing half of what's going on, just a few minutes ago I saw the fireplace and went "oooo warm" and went to hug it and my mom dragged me by the back of my hoodie away from it

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Jensen what time is for you
It’s almost midnight here
Why are you having coffee at night

It's 8:42 pm for Jensen…

@SaltyLasagna

Jensen what time is for you
It’s almost midnight here
Why are you having coffee at night

my essay is due in two days. We were given like 3 weeks to work on it and I've done nothing.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

OH BOI IM TOO TIRED TO HANDLE THIS

same same
I'm also exhausted so my brain isn't processing half of what's going on, just a few minutes ago I saw the fireplace and went "oooo warm" and went to hug it and my mom dragged me by the back of my hoodie away from it

Then S L E E P !

@blue_topaz

Oh Oof
I’m weirdly hyper and tired at the same time

@SaltyLasagna

also I am not loveable
I am a salty boi and there is nothing loveable about me lmao

@blue_topaz

Jensen what time is for you
It’s almost midnight here
Why are you having coffee at night

my essay is due in two days. We were given like 3 weeks to work on it and I've done nothing.

Oh god
I wish you luck
What’s the ssat on?

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

also I am not loveable
I am a salty boi and there is nothing loveable about me lmao

BUT I LOVE YOU SO YOS!!!

@blue_topaz

*essay

@_sleeby_rat_

lmao meanwhile me

person_off
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Welcome to the club! Gay for whom?

a girl at school

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

So… Dante just undid my hairclip that I use to pin my hair up…

I'm getting ready to either punch him or make out with him… This is fluffy yet annoying…

@SaltyLasagna

the essay prompt is to choose a specific dark romantic author and give the reader a deeper understanding of the story. I think I'm going to relate "Tell Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Poe to the author's rivalry with another author, Rufus Griswold, and pull some symbolism out of my ass and pray that I can get away with it.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Welcome to the club! Gay for whom?

a girl at school

You wanna tell us the details?

@SaltyLasagna

also I am not loveable
I am a salty boi and there is nothing loveable about me lmao

BUT I LOVE YOU SO YOS!!!

no
am unlikeable salty boi

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

the essay prompt is to choose a specific dark romantic author and give the reader a deeper understanding of the story. I think I'm going to relate "Tell Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Poe to the author's rivalry with another author, Rufus Griswold, and pull some symbolism out of my ass and pray that I can get away with it.

I can help you over PM…

@_sleeby_rat_

BOI U A GOOD SALT

@SaltyLasagna

So… Dante just undid my hairclip that I use to pin my hair up…

I'm getting ready to either punch him or make out with him… This is fluffy yet annoying…

aljkhglksjdfhgSDFGSDHLGSDHLGHSLDFIGHSDFGHIUORG
you should totally make out with him

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

also I am not loveable
I am a salty boi and there is nothing loveable about me lmao

BUT I LOVE YOU SO YOS!!!

no
am unlikeable salty boi

I like you too! So no…

@SaltyLasagna

the essay prompt is to choose a specific dark romantic author and give the reader a deeper understanding of the story. I think I'm going to relate "Tell Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Poe to the author's rivalry with another author, Rufus Griswold, and pull some symbolism out of my ass and pray that I can get away with it.

I can help you over PM…

Yeah, if you have a few ideas or suggestions that'd be great. But it's just the rough draft so what I'm really going to need help with is improving this essay afterwards.

@SaltyLasagna

BOI U A GOOD SALT

no
I am too much sodium
which is bad for everyone
and nobody likes too much salt

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

So… Dante just undid my hairclip that I use to pin my hair up…

I'm getting ready to either punch him or make out with him… This is fluffy yet annoying…

aljkhglksjdfhgSDFGSDHLGSDHLGHSLDFIGHSDFGHIUORG
you should totally make out with him

His breath smells bad… And I'm not gonna kiss him until he shaves because his face is bristly… But he looks stunning for a dude who just woke up from a 5 hour nap…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

the essay prompt is to choose a specific dark romantic author and give the reader a deeper understanding of the story. I think I'm going to relate "Tell Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Poe to the author's rivalry with another author, Rufus Griswold, and pull some symbolism out of my ass and pray that I can get away with it.

I can help you over PM…

Yeah, if you have a few ideas or suggestions that'd be great. But it's just the rough draft so what I'm really going to need help with is improving this essay afterwards.

Ah.

@SaltyLasagna

So… Dante just undid my hairclip that I use to pin my hair up…

I'm getting ready to either punch him or make out with him… This is fluffy yet annoying…

aljkhglksjdfhgSDFGSDHLGSDHLGHSLDFIGHSDFGHIUORG
you should totally make out with him

His breath smells bad… And I'm not gonna kiss him until he shaves because his face is bristly… But he looks stunning for a dude who just woke up from a 5 hour nap…

okay personal opinion but I hate stubble. not like how it looks, but how it feels
I remember I once dated a guy and he hugged me and I felt his stubble and I yeeted so far away from him so quickly

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I don't hate it per se… But Dante's facial hair is really bristly despite the fact that his normal hair is luxurious…

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

It feels like kissing a cheese grater…

And there's the issue of his breath right now… Which smells… Very bad…

@SaltyLasagna

lol go tell him to brush his teeth
and ik what you mean with the bristly face. I honestly really really don't like it though because it hurts my face lmao

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I got him to go do those things…

On the other hand my cat is here now…

@SaltyLasagna

ooohhh kitty