"And it became Human, in most ways that mattered." // OxO // OPEN

Zev shrugged. "The human logic system isn't always logical. It is still affected by personal biases and emotions." He replied. "I simply had to factor for those."

"You mean you didn't factor for that before?" She asked, stepping into the ship and immediately walking to put everything down and open a bottle, "Would you mind closing the door when you step in also?"

"Nope." Zev replied. He closed the door. "I did not think to factor it. I suppose I had forgotten that human logic is… different."

Thesa nodded, "It's definitely different alright, because we don't think like machines." She started humming somewhat randomly as she selected a bottle and opened it up, walking off as she started on the first bottle she would drink that night.

Zev blinked, and tried to figure out if that was supposed to be a veiled insult. "My apologies." he finally said, standing still and watching her carefully.

"You don't have to watch me Zev, I'll be fine, go do something you want to do," She said, turning back around and seeing his watchful look as she took a drink, "I'll be fine without having an Android babysitter."

Zev blinked slowly. "I am not a babysitter. You are not a baby." he replied, blue eyes still watching her.

Thesa shrugged, taking another drink and leaning against the wall, "You're watching every move I make and looking out for me to do anything bad. That's the definition of a babysitter in my eyes. It doesn't matter if I'm a baby or not."

"But babysitter's official definition is quite different." Zev pointed out. "I am going by the official definition, not yours."

"Babysitter's official definition would be someone who quite literally would sit on a baby," She pointed out in return, "And I don't think you're going with that definition. Mine is the widely accepted definition of the word."

Zev thought for a moment. "I do see your point." he conceded, and sat down in one smooth motion. "However, if I sat on a baby, I would kill it. That was not the definition I was using."

Thesa shrugged, drinking some more, "You clearly said you were using its official definition, which is the definition I just gave you. And yes, sitting on children is very much not a good thing since you would kill it."

"Wrong." Zev replied. "Babysitter. noun: babysitter; plural noun: babysitters; noun: baby-sitter; plural noun: baby-sitters. Definition: a person who looks after a child or children while the parents are out. Example: "he couldn't find a babysitter"" He looked at her. "That is the official definition."

"Nerd," She muttered under her breath, rolling her eyes, "Whatever, you're acting like one right now though, treating me like a child and watching over me." Thesa stood up straight once again and turned, walking off and sipping her drink without another word.

Zev narrowed his eyes. "I am not a nerd. I cannot be. Nerds are human." he replied, shaking his head a little. He followed her after a moment.

"Nerds can also be Androids," She called, walking to her bed and laying down to relax, "Androids who are a pain in the ass." All she wanted was for the familiar fuzzy feeling to come back to her head, though it was taking painfully longer than she wanted.

Zev stopped in the doorway, blue eyes studying her. All other androids had black eyes. But not him. "No, we are not a pain in the ass. How can we be? The only time an android is likely to cause pain in the ass, is if you have intercourse with one."

Thesa's face flushed and she rolled her eyes, "I meant a metaphorical pain in the ass, not a literal one. In the metaphorical sense, yes you are, very frequently." She glanced over at him as she continued to drink, drumming her fingers against the bottle.

Zev steepled his fingers into a triangle, studying her as if she were a puzzle that his computer couldn't figure out. And well…she sort of was. "Would you prefer I were a literal pain in the ass?" he asked quizzically.

"Nope," She said immediately, "That doesn't sound pleasant in any way." Her blush deepened as well and in return, so she didn't have to talk anymore, she once again drank. One of her arms moved until it was functioning as a pillow of sorts behind her head.

Zev blinked. "It would be. I have been programmed with all the same knowledge as my predecessors, which means I know all the right positions to maximize your pleasure." He replied seriously.

"I don't want anything in my ass, no matter how pleasurable you say it would be," She replied, looking over at him and thanking whatever being was looking over her for the now much more pronounced buzz from the alcohol, "No butt stuff, period."

(i have never wanted to knock sense into one of my own characters more)

Zev nodded slowly. "Ah, I see. But the fact remains that I have the capability for any position you could imagine, and some that you probably can't." He shrugged a little.

(XDXD I can honestly say this is one of the most hilariously frustrating scenes I've ever rped and never thought I would ever come across.)
"Congratulations, want a gold star?" She said, clearly sarcastic as she rolled her eyes and repeated again, "I don't really care. No. Butt. Stuff." She almost couldn't believe that Zev wouldn't drop the topic and that he was living up to his reputation to her so far as a metaphorical pain in her backside.

(XD Zev is just so….so clueless lol)

Zev cocked his head slightly. "But it doesn't have to be the butt. Didn't I specify that?" He frowned. "Ah, I didn't. But it doesn't have to be."

(Frustratingly so XD)
Her cheeks grew more red and she huffed, taking another drink before answering, "Zev. I don't care. I'm not going to have intercourse with you, I'm not in the mood, and even if I was I would still say no. Now, off the topic." She said, watching the blue eyed Android with a pointed look to see if he was going to continue this conversation.

Zev nodded. "Alright." He replied calmly, and sat down. "What would you rather talk about, then?"

"Anything besides what we were just talking about," She snorted, draining the rest of her bottle and sighing. With puppy dog eyes, she looked over at him and shook her empty bottle, "First though, you should go get me another drink, pretty please."

"And just where do you think I'm getting you a drink from?" Zev asked, raising an eyebrow. For a moment, his voice and expression was so…so human. And then it was gone again, that spark of…of something.

Thesa rolled her eyes, dropping the puppy dog look and glancing to the other room, "On the counter? I brought a few bottles, you just have to go grab it for me." For a moment he sounded so human and she was slightly shocked, though she played it off as the drink kicking in and not the fact that he had sounded and looked crazy humanlike for a moment.