It's a group chat thing, just join man. This is for a bunch of college kids who are living memes.
Lillian has joined the chat.
Lillian changed their name to Bill Nye But Better.
Bill Nye But Better: Hey nerds
Cas has joined the chat.
Cas has changed their name to Cat King.
Cat King: Not a nerd, but hey
Bill Nye But Better: Everyone is a nerd.
Bill Nye But Better added Blair
Bill Nye But Better changed Blair's name to Chaotic Bi
Chaotic Bi: Why Lillian? I didn't ask for this.
Bill Nye But Better: Becuase I said so.
Cat King: I'd ask to add someone, but I don't actually have any friends
Scipio has joined the chat.
Scipio has changed their name to Italian Bastard.
Italian Bastard: Greetings, fuckers
Chaotic Bi: Hey bitch
Cat King: Hey Scip
Italian Bastard: Who are you guys
Bill Nye But Better: I'm the one who started this GC and put it on the school forums. That's just Blair, he's a Chemistry Major.
Italian Bastard: Oh. I am Scipio. I do biology and medicine
Cat King: I'm Cas! I'm studying animal sciences and medicine as well. Hoping to be a vet if I don't die before then.
Bill Nye But Better: I'm a political science, I also run a drug ring in my spare time
Chaotic Bi: She's kidding
Bill Nye But Better: As far as you know.
Italian Bastard: Fun. What are drug rings like in this country?
Cat King: I'm not sure I like where this conversation is going
Bill Nye But Better: Pretty damn fun. What part of Italy r u from? I'm from Sicily
Italian Bastard: Naples. Nice place
Bill Nye But Better: Haven't been there yet.
Chaotic Bi: I'm from Iceland and I just moved to America, I have no idea what's going on.
Italian Bastard: America is strange. Language is strange as well
Cat King: Not a big fan of America, personally, and I grew up here. Few years of that was on the streets. Fun times
Lillian: America sucks
Blair: I mean… Yeah
Cat King: Getting into college was really hard. No money from my parents, considering they're both dead as far as I know and left me nothing
Italian Bastard: Is it normal for parents to ignore their children entirely?
Bill Nye But Better: Yes
Chaotic Bi: Yes
Italian Bastard: Alright cool so it is not just me
Cas: …uh
Bill Nye But Better: Nah, it' normal
Cat King: Guess we all had shit parents, then, because I don't think that's actually normal.
Italian Bastard: They let me come to America alone when I was ten. Although, I am not entirely certain that they knew I left
Bill Nye But Better: I was a foster kid till I turned eighteen, then I got here on a scholarship.
Chaotic Bi: My parents kicked me out.
Italian Bastard: I joined the army at sixteen, left at nineteen, and now I am here
Cas: I'm pretty sure that isn't legal
Bill Nye But Better: Not in America
Chaotic Bi: Oof
Italian Bastard: Well, it's done now. Fake IDs are remarkably easy to make, you know. I have a real one now though
Cat King: Definitely not legal
Chaotic Bi: I mean, I'm not technicly legal so…
Cat King: Great. We're all probably gonna get arrested
Italian Bastard: Only if we get caught, bitch boy
Bill Nye But Better: You do have a point. Plus I know a few good lawyers
Chaotic Bi: They're going to have to fight me, but yeah. If I'm going to prison it's going to be for Manslaughter and in style
Italian Bastard: Any murder I committed was in war, so it's legal murder
Cat King: I'm feeling a little unsafe lol
Chaotic Bi: Any murder I may or may not have done, is untraceable.
Bill Nye But Better: That's my boi
Italian Bastard: Nice
Cat King: Uh. I've never killed anyone or anything. Should I be worried?
