Group Chat Of Chaos (Open)

Bill Nye But Better: Don't be, your time will come soon

Cat King; Who would I even kill what

Italian Bastard: Anyone. Preferably your enemies

Bill Nye But Better: Make sure it's untraceable.

Chaotic Bi: Burn the body to get rid of DNA

Italian Bastard: I like these people

Cat King: I'm not sure I'm really interested in murder at the moment. The only people I hate are already dead

Italian Bastard: Sounds like quitter talk to me

Chaotic Bi: Quitters aren't any fun, unless of course you're one.

Bill Nye But Better: Jackie, get off Blair's phone

Cat King: Uh… right. Maybe we should steer the conversation in a different direction

Italian Bastard: What would be your preferred method of ending someone's life?

Cat King: That's literally the same fucking direction

Chaotic Bi: Toxins

Bill Nye But Better: I like hit men do it.

Italian Bastard: Knives would probably be my first choice. Slow and painful if you do it right

Cat King: I really hope you guys don't know that from personal experience

Bill Nye But Better: It depends, I just like others to take the blame.

Chaotic Bi: I would say that it's not, but I don't like lying.

Italian Bastard: You should join the army. It is fun

Cat King: I'm a little scared

Bill Nye But Better: Rather not get killed

Chaotic Bi: Me neither. We should invite Marrin, she's a medical major.

Italian Bastard: Lots of medical majors here I guess

Cat King: Yeah. I guess I could invite Beau or Lloyd. Maybe Nathaniel

Bill Nye But Better: Invite more people, I'm bored.

Cat King: Alright

Nathaniel has joined the chat.

Nathaniel: I'm here, I'm queer, and I live in existential fear. What the fuck is this and why am I here

Italian Bastard: It is a chat

Nathaniel: Italian Bastard? Oh. Hey Scip

Italian Bastard: Fuck you

Bill Nye But Better: Is that a usual nick name? XD

Chaotic Bi: Brb, Imma invite Marrin

Chaotic Bi invited Marrin to the chat.

Marrin changed their name to JD

JD: What's up you shits?

Nathaniel: It's not a normal nickname per se, but he is an Italian bastard

Italian Bastard: Fuck you part two, electric boogaloo

Nathaniel: Ooo he discovered some memes. Nice job Scip

Cat King: You should come up with a nickname, Nate!

Nathaniel: Cat King? 100% gotta be Cas

JD: Oh, so this is the weird-ass chat Jackie told me about a minute ago. Anyways, hey I'm Marrin Corspe, call me Marrin Corpse and I kidnap you and perform surgery without any knock out drugs.

Italian Bastard: I like this guy

Nathaniel changed their name to Broke Ass College Kid.

Broke Ass College Kid: I'm gonna invite Lloyd

Cat King: Lloyd is his older brother btw

Lloyd has joined the chat.

Lloyd: Why

JD: That's the question I ask myself every day at exactly three in the morning.

Bill Nye But Better: This is why we don't invite you anywhere.

Chaotic Bi: Oh come on Lillian. She's funny.

Broke Ass College Kid: Hi Lloyd!

Lloyd: Nathaniel I don't really have time for this. I have work to do.

Broke Ass College Kid: Bro literally stop being a prick. Also this name is too long

Broke Ass College Kid changed their name to Broke AF.

Broke AF changed Lloyd's name to Prick.

Broke AF: That's better

Prick: I hate everything about this

Bill Nye But Better: Mood, but I made the chat

Prick: Wonderful. Well, kiddos, I need to do my damn homework, so I might pop in occasionally

Prick has left the chat.

Broke AF: Oof

Cat King: Ah, well. I guess that's about all we could expect from Lloyd

Italian Bastard: Cas you never said your preferred form of murder

Cat King: …I don't have a fucking favorite. I don't kill people

JD: Coward.

Cat King: Is everyone here a serial killer or something

Broke AF: Heyyyy I was briefly in the army. Different faction than Scip, though.

Italian Bastard: Bitch

Broke AF: Scip doesn't like it when I call him Scip

JD: As Reed would say "I couldn't run fast enough to be a serial killer, so now I help the police find them."

Italian Bastard: Nice

Broke AF: Has anything interesting other than murder happened in y'all's lives recently?

Cat King: I found a stray cat and I'm keeping him

Italian Bastard: That's not fucking interesting

Bill Nye But Better: I beat my professor in a debate about the economy.

Broke AF: Like, physically or just with words

Italian Bastard: Please say you actually physically beat your professor

Cat King: Please don't, actually

Bill Nye But Better: In a debate you fucking idiots.

Italian Bastard: Damn

Cat King: Scip why are you so bloodthirsty

Italian Bastard: Fuck you, you're like five feet tall

Broke AF: He's actually exactly five feet tall

Cat King: MY HEIGHT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

Italian Bastard: Oo bitch boy is angry