JD: There is nothing wrong with being short
Bill Nye But Better: You're just saying that 'cause you're also five foot
JD: Shut the fuck up before I invert your spinal cord
Cat King: I'll punch you in the fucking jaw Scip
Italian Bastard: Can you even reach that high?
Cat King: Fuck all of you honestly
JD: Hey Scip, can you send me your location?
Chaotic Bi: Oh boi youre fucked
Italian Bastard: Hell no
Broke AF: Don't worry Cas, I'm short too
Italian Bastard: Good thing Cas is gay. No girl would ever date someone his height
Cat King: FUCK OFF
JD: C a s. W h e r e i s t h e i t a l i a n a s s h o l e
Italian Bastard: Don't
Cat King: Then apologize
Italian Bastard: I don't do apologies
Cat King : We go to (insert college name here bc I'm lazy)
Italian Bastard: I swear to whatever you believe in
JD: Oh fun, we go there. East campus though. However, now I am going to kill an Italian and make shitty pasta with his blood
Italian Bastard: Oh boy, stereotypes. I'm not scared of you, bitch. I'm legally allowed to carry a gun. Fucking come at me
Broke AF: I'll make popcorn
JD: I'm a violent new yorker, I was making a joke.
Bill Nye But Better: I can feel the eyebrow raise fron here.
Italian Bastard: Wonderful. I am not. I am legally allowed to carry a gun.
Cat King: The fact that we stay in the same dorm building really scares me
