Mind Readers, Demons, and Gods, Oh My! (Closed//Stalkers Enabled)

“No! I had M as my boyfriend!” Pax giggled.

“Ok why of all places were you in my room when you came back?” She asked.

“I liked your bed the most. It was so commmfyyyyyyy.”

“You scared me!!”

“Ya, and? Panthers aren’t dangerous…”

“Well maybe not you.” She giggled.

“They’re not! Have you seen them in zoos and how mellow they are??”

Yeah but they’re all like dark and mysterious and you’re…Pax!”

Pax meowed loudly. “So I am!”

“You’re all crazy and fun and their all like grrr and such!”

“No they’re noooot they’re so nice and flufffyyyyyyyyyyyy!”

“Not when they attack you!”

“aWWW WHO CARES YOU’RE BEING MAULED BY SOMETHING SO CUTE!”

“You’re fucking crazy!” She laughed.

"Ya so what? All of us are!"

North laughed and shook her head. “Yes but not all of us like getting mauled by panthers.”

"YES BUT THEY"RE SO CUTE AGGGGGHHHH!"

“AGHHHH ONLY YOUUU!”

"AGGGH HAVE YOU SEEN HOW THEY LOOK AT YOU WITH THEIR BIG EYES AGGGHHH!"

“I don’t just go around looking at panthers!”

"wHELL YOU SHOULD THEY"RE SO MAJESTIC!!!" Pax was getting worked up about nothing.

“Calm down I’m sure they are!”

Pax inhaled deeply. "They're so cooooool!"

“That’s greeat! Remind me never to talk to you about panthers ever again.” She giggled.

Pax gave a joke-y huff. "Alright."

It was getting dark outside and North glanced over at the door. “Should we be worried now?”

"No, M'll come in on his-" A door opened.

North turned and watched the door, her face etched with concern.

M skulked into the kitchen, soaked. His hair dripped with water, yet it still stuck up in some places.

North glanced over at Pax, not sure what to do about M.