(Yes he IS. He’d look hot. Lmao.)
Mir blushed furiously at the “fake noises” idea. “U-um…. well, if we have to make noises… I can’t do that without- without real…. erm… stimulation….”
He looked totally embarrassed and tomato red in the face about it, even though he had turned slightly pink at the idea of having to sit in the king’s lap. “B-but what about names…? What should we call each other to make the notion pass…?” He was still rather innocent for a grown man to be honest.