Preavit rp

Yes

hi im jere

I thought. You were Bosnian.

You illiterate albanian of course im Bosnian. Anyways what character are you going to be.

Myself

Oh good golly gee same here mate.

Gross. Br*tish. 🤢

NO IM NOT BR’TSH NOOOOOOOOOO
can we start. now. i dont have all day.

says in serious and dramatic voice.

your not the boss of me but sure because I am in the same situation as you.
lets start. give me ten months and two days.

in post apocalyptic universe in epic albania land lives many people. war is rising again. the albanains must defeat europe. but. they must tee,m up with the bosnains. becauae the albanians are the brains but brains alone cannot win war so they need brawn. the story begins when Zoglar Gacaferi-Poda Tare Gashi (3rd) Bufi-Arbnori goes on a perilous journey to the swamps where all bosnians live. i go over the mountins and soon arivve at my location via flying carpet that i stole from egypt back in wurld war 34. i arrive to the big tree and knock twice.

“ooooo stinky” i exclaim

“who goes there” dug says as he rises from underneath the swamp tree. dug is a hulking creature of 13 feet tall. he is very indtimating and they say his stare can put an serbian six feet under.

i look at dug in all his glory and admire him (in a way not gay of course.) “wow” i am 3 feet tall so dug is ten feet raller than i am. “um” i say

“WHAT?” dug roars. “speak up boy. before i feed you to my pet eels.”

“oh um um. my name is um um. “ i inhale. “ Zoglar Gacaferi-Poda Tare Gashi (3rd) Bufi-Arbnori of albania land. im here to contract all of the bosnians to fight europe. i herd you were the guy.”

“what a stupid fucking name” dug says then leans down to the albanians level. “so what happened to the other countries what makes boobnia so special huh”

“i tihkn they all exploded or something.” i then proceed to whisper under my breath “your mom is stupid”

“oh”

“so you gonna sing the contract or not” i extend my very long albanian arms revealing the contract.

“fine but only this once”

“i OBJECT”

“who are you but also you cant object because you cant”

“im a serbian you fool i bend reality. i do not obey the presence of this universe. i exist outside of reality. i bend the rules. i bend the laws. i bend time and space itself. i am the serbian god.” i Say as i come out of the dirty swamp water.

dug turns. “i thought all the serbs were extinct why is there one here.”

“i dont know but theyre about to be completely extinct in a second here” i say pulling out my sniper rifle

“girl did you hear me? im a serbian the strongest creature to ever exist. you cant.”

“not a girl im Albanian theres a DIFFERENCE. are you daft. no wonder you serbains went extinct. also no i never miss a shot” i load my rifle and shoot it

“girl did you hear me? im a serbian the strongest creature to ever exist. you cant.”

“your a serb? i thot you were boobnian so what does that make me”

i used my albanian powers to predict the future and realize my misstke. because of the intoxicating air of the swamp we were slowly beiginning to lose our mind. ihad to do somethint.

“your dead” the bullet spins around and hits hjm

“ouch” brain splatters all over the tree and i fall over dead