Preavit rp

“i agree but lets go to the albanina capital so that we can plan our attack”

“i havent been in the Albanian capital ever since i shot the kenneddeys”

“what???”

“where did that confession even come from. random /=/ funny and that is a lesson i am going to teach to you you fucking idiot”

“ስለ ኃጢአትዎ ቤተሰብዎ ይደማል ፡፡“

dug crashes through the roof of tha analbanian capital. he does a big jump because he doesnt want to hear this argument

“አልኩ ፣ የተረጋገጠ ፍራክ
በሳምንት ሰባት ቀናት
እርጥብ-አህያ እምብርት
ያንን የመውጫ ጨዋታ ደካማ ያድርጉት ፣ ዋው
አዎ ፣ አዎ ፣ አዎ አዎ
አዎ ፣ በአንዳንድ እርጥብ-አህያ ብልት ትመጫለሽ
ለዚህ እርጥብ-አህያ እምብርት ባልዲ እና መጥረጊያ ይዘው ይምጡ
ለዚህ እርጥብ-አህያ እምስ ያገኘኸውን ሁሉ ስጠኝ”

getting tired of him i teleport me and the albanian to the capital
“dug what did ou do”

“i coyldnt stand through any more of your arguments you two need to put your differences aide. i dont care if youre apart of a clan fued for 5000 million years we need to work together here”

“wow dug that was so motivational”

“how did you know about the clan fued dug”

“i didnt”

“ok anyways lnto the plan. we are toing into the neart of europe and we are foing to beat the,m to death ok understood?”

“yes woman”

“i enderstudn” dug says

“im not a woman i am Zoglar Gacaferi-Poda Tare Gashi (3rd) Bufi-Arbnori”

“thanks for telling me your name loser” i said pulling out my death note

dug rips the death note out of his hands and throws it into the sun “no more”

“what the hell. what the hell. did you just try to assassinate me serbian?”

“no i didnt :P”

“oh ok lets go to Europe now darlings”

“damn bitch you believe him in just three worss? and i thot albanians were big brained gjess not………”

“shut it”

i teleport us to the europe border.

i cant believe everyone here died in the balkan wars of 2544