Preavit rp

“holy shit” dug says “the holy tree has been tainted”

i revivr myself using special serbian magic “hehe so you thought i eas dead ihh”

i whoot him again “shut up”

i deflect the bullet “looks like you missed”

“my god”

“no thats impossible” i say then add “i had another weapon that wont miss…………words”

“what are you gonna do lol”

“Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up”

“OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH”

“thats the nicest thing a creature has ever said to me”

“oh it actually missed well uh” i say “thats all of my plans. What do we do notw”

“you have no choice but to bring me with you because of forced plot progession. also lets get out of this swamp i think i just saw lee harvey oswald over there”

“well okay” i said “wait what do you mean lee harvey oswald is in the swamp with us”

“lee harvey oswald is the apex predator in these swamps. but yes lets get going” dug says, scooping up the albanian and the unseen serbian in his arms and taking them away

“wait so its not just the swamp air playing with my mind”

“no”

the group arrives at the mountains

“wow it sure is foggy out here”

“it was very foggy in the swamp too”

the weather is now cleared because of my serbian magic powers i use to instantly clear away the fog

no it doesnt work like that. it is special fog. europian fog which means serbian magic cant clear it. and someone is coming through the fog. its…..

LEE HARVEY OSWALD!

dug grabs his NSV machine gun and uses it to execute lee harvey oswald.

lee harvey oswald dies “phew but i have a feeling thats not the last well be seeing of him”

“yeah honestly if lee harvey oswald can live into ceveral centuries into the future im pretty sure thats europeean devil magic or something” i explain

then i step onto a mine and explode into a million pieces

“holy shit” i realize “its a mine field”

“be careful dug as you are very vaulable to this effort and we cant have you dying”

“oh you thought i died did you” i say exiting from a portal
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“”

i exit from another portal “so you thought i died did you”
“ well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces