Avengers day in the life (Open)

"Quill," Drax began, "Where are we?"

"No friggin' idea." he said.

"Strange," He said, exiting the crashed vehicle and touching a piece of corn.

"Peter is ashamed that he is such a terrible pilot." Mantis said. This was a true statement that Peter would never admit to.

Drax's mouth formed a grin as he hearty laughed, "You are a terrible pilot!."

"I am not!" he said. The two were degrading his masculinity by the second. Mantis let out a small giggle.

Drax continued to laugh loudly, "Yes you are!"

"Shut up." he grumbled.

"I will not be silenced!" He bellowed, eyes filled with joy.

"Crazy people." Peter muttered.

I am Groot! Groot yelled

Steve heard beeping

Peter decided not to respond. Mantis stared at the field before her, amazed that something so beautiful could exist.

"You, Quill, are the crazy one," He pointed to the said person.

"No, you are." Peter said.

"No" Drax insisted, "you are."

"Drax, go waste someone else's time." Peter huffed.

"I can't, they are only wasting their own time," Drax stared hard at Quill, thinking he was logical.

"I mean sod off, you idiot!" he groaned. Drax was an idiot.

I am Groot! Groot said, smacking both of them.

"I am not an idiot," He said. He turned to look at the fields.

"What has gotten into you, Groot?!" Peter asked. "Stupid teenage trees."

“Hey guys we have company!” Steve said looking where the beeping was coming from

"What?" Clint asked, looking at the same thing.

“Apparently some farmers have a few uninvited guests in their cornfield.” He said pointing to the screen

"Hmm. Let's suit up then." He said, going to his room to get ready.

"Good. It has been too long since someone has felt the wrath of mjolnir in their face," said Thor

(Lmao the wrath of Mijolnr in the face.)

At this moment, Natasha got in the room. "Alright, whose ass do we have to kick now?"

“Some cornfield destroyers.” He said hooking his shield to his back