Roommates for better or worse (Roommates RP) [OPEN]

James sat on the couch and rocked back and forth trying to process if the new roommate would be okay to continue socialization with.

(Oof…)

(mood)

(Salutations)

(Hi!)

(Good morning ish)

(Yeah it's not exactly good
the world could end today)

(The world could end any day. So then there is never a good day…)

(Glad you see my pov)

(Lol. )

(my entire existence has just been explained in this chat)

(I want to watch the world burn. And eat cake while doing so.)

(Can I join you? I have no qualm in the affairs of mortals)

(Oh same. I’d be laughing at all the people suffering because I’m morbid af)

(Join me. What cake do you want?)

(Same dude

we'd save the dogs and cats tho, right?)

(Of course. They’ve done nothing wrong!)

(Good!

I think we should have this really good strawberry cake my mom makes)

(Oooo yeah.)

(yall can i come too? this is my literal reason of living. when is this happening and why hasnt it happened yet?)

(Yeah dude come on in)

(Join us!)

(Lol)

(Hey just wanted to say. After I leave today, I won't be on for the next few days since my parents are gonna drag me to my aunt's house)

(okie dokie)

(yes finally people who have similar motives and wants as me and im accepted. only took my entire life time)

(Wow same)

(Lol I found my people earlier this year. We’re planning a mass murder at the moment.)

(Ohoho nice)

(Yeah. Drivers ed drove them to me.)