School RP (Closed 😬Stalkers welcome)

(And then spell check yeeted my bros name in there. Let’s pretend that didn’t happen and call it good)

(Lol)

"And why would you repeat what I said backwards?" Lillian was confused.

“To Uhh. Avoid answering the question,”

"I won't push you further if you tell me just a teeny tiny detail?"

“We were married and we had a child. A daughter,”

"That sounds like a pleasant dream honestly, maybe it'll come true someday."

“I hope so,” he smiled. There was more to that dream, it wasn’t as good as he made it sound. “It just occurred to me that you’re older than me,”

"Only by a month or two right? God I'm technically dating a minor right? Fuck being an adult."

“Don’t patronize me. I’ll be 18 in February and the government better understand that the few months won’t stop me from doing anything.”

Lillian laughed, "I'm sure they will."

"So I take it you slept well?"

Lillian nodded before she nuzzled up against Darren again, "Mhm."

(Ty died…)

(Nah he's alive. Just talking to me.)

(Oh, okay. He's half dead then.)

(Half dead, yes.)

(Gasp Is he a zombie?)

(MY FOOT, MY UTERUS. EVERYTHING HURTS)

(WHAT IN THE?!)

(He's having cramps and I'm just basking in the glory of being right.)

(I am so confused right now? Why is he cramping?)

(I don't have ovaries but something is angry in that area where my uterus should be and it feels like hell. I stood up and fell to the ground. I don't know why I ever made fun of Delilah's cramps, I'm an ass)

(I am so confused right now? Why is he cramping?)

(Screeching I DON'T KNOW. WHY THE FUCK AM I CRAMPING)

(I NO LONGER CARE! FEEL OUR MOTHERFUCKING PAIN DARREN! WE TOLERATE THIS FOR LIKE A WEEK, EVERY FUCKING MONTH! SOMETIMES MORE SOMETIMES LESS!)

(Yes ma'am I love you don't harm me.)

(NO DO HARM HIM WE THREE GIRLS OF DARREN'S LIFE SHALL MURDER YOU.)

(No promises :)

(I love my girls, why are they trying to kill me?)

(Because.)

(Because you underestimated the power of our cramps. Now you must pay.)