T h E G a Y e S t R o L e P l a Y E v E r

"Oh please yer suit is so bland, it needed some character. A little pazazz, ya know?" Matt shook his hands in a mini jazz-hands while motioning at Sam's suit… and his body.

'Britain isn't that great either, I guess. I suppose having a prime minister with a name that sounds like a shampoo brand is better than an orange dude.'

(A senior in our school wrote out a variety of nicknames for Trump instead of saying his actual name: "our papaya-flavored overlord", "Cheeto-dust idiot", and "tangerine ape in disguise" were a few of them lol. No offense to any Trump supporters, she just reminded me of matt making up weird and random names lol)

//raise ur hand if u support trump
^lies down^

(*digs a hole *)

(the prime minister literally sounds like a shampoo brand. teresa may. treseme. eyyyy)

(lol omg you're right now that i'm sounding it out)

(I return from losing 50 years of my life to a drivers ed video filmed like a video game tutorial from 2005) Sam scowled. "I believe my suit has enough 'pizzaz' to blind, thank you. Especially now that I look like a broken carnival game."

//mY MATH TEACHER IS SICK AND THE FREAKING PRINCIPAL IS SUBBING W H A T T H E F U C K

(oh my god that's happened so many times bc of our old spanish teacher lmao)

(my eyes are sort of hurting and going weird with the screen should i be worried)

(a little bit probably. rest your eyes for a bit maybe?)

//yeah, close rhem for a bit or smthing

(I mean that sometimes happens when I play video games on my tv or when I'm up on my laptop hella late. I'd take a quick break and close your eyes and then go back to the screen when they feel better)

(no i must stay with my notebook.ai rolegays)

(well in that case just sit and close your eyes for a minute and like rub them until they hurt less. tends to work for me)

'Britain isn't that great either, I guess. I suppose having a prime minister with a name that sounds like a shampoo brand is better than an orange dude.'

Jake laughed, “I try not to hate our leader.”

//try

(no i must stay with my notebook.ai rolegays)

//maybe like wash ur face with cold water?

'I can't stand him, and I don't even live there,' laughed Kieran.

Jake laughed again.

(he's a mango with a bad tan line)

“Well, there’s a whole rocky area to explore. And hey, maybe there’s an actual civilization somewhere nearby so we aren’t in the middle of the nowhere,” Floyd said with a chuckle.

(I return)
"I hope so," he said. "I'm going to grab some snacks to bring."

(ayy)

(that field trip was hell btw)