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T h E G a Y e S t R o L e P l a Y E v E r
(just gonna have Sam stomp back down) Sam came out of the elevator, dressed in a black button down and new slacks. He squinted, having taken his glasses off, and he was frowning as he walked back to the others
"Hey hey hey! Hun-buns returns!" Matt did upside down finger guns from the floor.
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"Lookin' sharp," Cal commented. He did look quite nice, but Sam didn't seem his type. He gave Orion a look to let him know it was simply a compliment.
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(HAHAHA MATT YES)
Sam rolled his eyes. "Call me that again and I'll melt yours off."
"Oh~ I knew your passion would be red hot, dear," Matt chuckled and rolled over.
(xD matt will be the death of me lol)
// CAN I JOIN LATE???? also is this LGBTQIA+ or just the gay?
(same lol) Sam spluttered indignantly. "You have serious issues, especially for a human," he said, pointing a finger accusingly at Matt
(idk? this is like half dead lol)
// well shoot, maybe I shouldn't. but I love the gay island idea DX
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Cal was barely able to keep it together and tried not to snicker. He wasn't much for ships, but those two would be an exception.
(yeah it was good until like half the people participating died off lol)
// dang okay
"Ha! Hardly the truth honey, I'm not human either." He rolled to his feet, swaying slightly.
Sam rolled his eyes. "Alright, you have several issues for whatever you happen to be."
"I'm technically enhanced. I do admit though, I may have some, slight problems with alcohol but it's all in good fun dearie."
Sam sighed. "God, almost everyone I know has issues with alcohol."
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Cal was tempted to mention the fact he wasn't a heavy drinker, but decided Sam probably didn't care.
"Sorry but it's my only vice." He sauntered around the room, examining different random things.
Sam shrugged. "Well, who am I to judge? I went to clubs almost every night for a few trillion years."
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(frickin young Sam is triggering me)
(at this point he triggers almost everyone lol)
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(lmao)
(lol tru though)
'You like llamas?'
“They’re my favorite animal!” Jake gushed, “They’re floofyyyyy. And they have cute nosessss.”
"Oh ya lucky bastard. I didn't have enough money to get into one. When I was a teen they could've picked me out of a crowd easily" He explained as he takes a random picture frame off the wall.
Sam squinted at him. "Really? You seem like the type to practically live in bars and clubs as soon as you had the money."
(also oh my god what are you doing up this early)
(I got up at 4:00 because school is torturing me with like 4 presentations and an essay I have to write and I may have passed out earlier. whoopsies)