T h E G a Y e S t R o L e P l a Y E v E r

Sam chuckled, leaning down to Matt’s ear again. “I wouldn’t mind a room,” he said quietly before pressing a small kiss to Matt’s jawline. And then he walked off, smirking as he grabbed another piece of bacon from the dining table

(Yeeep lol)

Matt's face grew red before turning to stare at Sam. He blinked several times before composing himself enough to do a running launch onto Sam's back. "Whatcha tryin' ta do to a guy, huh?" He growled next to Sam's ear before kissing his neck. And jumping off to run and hide in a closet.

(lol matt's running back where he came from)

// holy schnitzels it started?? can someone fill me in??

(aHA) Sam went red, turning on his heel. "Oh no you don't! You don't get to do something like that and run back into the closet!" he said, moving to chase after Matt

'You like llamas?'

“They’re my favorite animal!” Jake gushed, “They’re floofyyyyy. And they have cute nosessss.”

'Yeah, they are pretty fluffy,' agreed Kieran, grinning at Jake's excitement. He was so cute when he was excited. 'My favourite one is Mia. She's a very floofy brown llama. So cute, she's only a baby.'

"AHAHAH TRY ME TALLASS" Matt screeched maniacally as he found a door and busted through into the office of the hotel.

('try me tallass' is now one of my favorite responses) Sam burst through the door right before Matt could close it. He rushed Matt before he could do anything and scooped him up bridal-style. He grinned down at Matt. "Sorry, what was that? I almost thought I heard you challenge me," he snickered

"Hell yea I did tallass!" Matt replied while clinging to Sam like a baby monkey.

(lol) Sam smirked, leaning down to bury his face in Matt's neck. "I'm going to make you regret that," he rumbled, pressing kisses to the side of Matt's neck

(lol he's both. headcannon accepted)

"Oh yeah, tallass? Try me." He growled before lightly biting Sam's ear.

Sam shifted Matt in his grip so he was holding him up before pressing him up against the wall. "Careful what you wish for," he growled before moving to forcefully press their lips together

(lol I try my best xD) "Mmm~" Matt kissed back roughly and ran his hand through Sam's hair. "Bacon…~" he mumbled between breaths.

(aHA) Sam growled in the back of his throat, nipping at Matt's lower lip

(lol I was sitting down and did the wriggle at you guys but yalls didn't notice me xD)
"Easy there big boy~" Matt slipped his tongue into Sam's mouth before biting at his lip.

(whoopsies my hand slipped)

(Can I join?)

(Can I just drag someone in then?)