The Demons Making a Living RP (Closed//Stalkers Enabled)

He smiled, resting his hand on top of hers, "Wouldn't you?"

"No, I wouldn't." She said definitely, grinning mischievously.

"And there's that grin again," He said, cautious.

Wow, he really is an idiot. "Yeahhh here it is."

"Yes, there it is," He agreed, poking her nose,

"Yeppp. Here it is." It slowly got wider.

"It is there," He nodded, not sure how long this would go on for, "It is."

"Yesss…" Her voice came out as a soft hiss, and she grinned more.

He chuckled, simply admiring her for a second.

Lil's grin disappeared alarmingly fast and reached for the remote. "Uuuuughhhh so fffaaaarrr…"

"You can do it," He clenched one of his fists and held it to his chest, "I believe in you!"

Lil reached for a few more moments before going limp. "Ah well, we'll just watch Doc Micstuffins until the time being, I suppose."

"Ah yes, the show for true intellectuals. Doc McStuffins," He nodded and stroked his non-existent beard.

"Yes, whomever is of intellect has knowledge of every episode."

"Never has truer words been spoken, we must binge-watch the entire series to gain the answers to the universe."

(oml in stead of trying to find out her secret he's gonna binge watch McStuffins)

"Only truer in the eye of God, my love."

(Honestly same, sounds like something I would do. Also in a bit of a weird mood at the moment if you couldn't tell)

"Indeed, indeed. An eye for an eye and a hand for a thief and all," He ran out of smart things to say.

(yeah sure i just came back from work so im down for any weird shit tbh)

"That's not the idiom but whatever." Lil rolled her eyes. Trust an idiot to get an idiom wrong.

"Are you sure?" He asked, looking genuinely confused, "Pretty sure that's what Alexander Hamilton said."

"Then he was an idiot. That makes no sense."

"But it does because you get revenge with an eye for an eye and if you stole something you hand would be cut off, like Aladdin."

"Is that a fucking disease?"

He hesitated, "What?"

"Allad-din? What the hell?"

"Have you never watched Aladdin? It's a Human movie."

"No, or I wouldn't have said anything."

"Right, you have got to see. It's actually pretty good. We'll have to do a movie night at some stage."

"Nahh I'm not really a Human Movie person."

"I'll get you to watch it yet," He said, a mischevious glint in his eyes.

"No." Lil looked at him.