daily question

I've been told repeatedly that my brain is an unsettling thing to look into, which is why I created this thread. To share the chaos >:}

Basically, I'll try to ask a question every day and to the best of your ability, answer it. Kind of like a journal, I guess?? Except instead of prompts like "what inspires you" it's more like "why does tax evasion sound like so much fun?"

anyways, yes.

potential tw for murder????

Nov. 2nd:

If you could be murdered by one celebrity, who would it be and why? (also how would they kill you)

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My Answer:
Alton Brown. All the freakin way. There's no better way to go than by the hand of a crazy culinary host that forces chefs to cook pineapple upside down cake standing upside down with pineapples as mixing bowls. I would want him to light me on fire in a corn field.

Not sure if she counts as a celebrity, but Natalie Wynn. How? She poisons me and then we just talk until I have a lil Socrates moment and die.

Mads Mikkelsen
no explanation.
hannibal style.

Nov. 3rd:

Are you a possum, bat or kangaroo rat. Yes, those are your only options, if you say you're something out of those three I with steal your mattress.

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I am a bat. I will not elaborate but I am a batman. minus the cool gadgets.

Bat. Up at night. Hides away in a secluded area.

Kangaroo rat, obviously

Possum. I just am. I'm feisty, sassy, and clingy. I also am nocturnal.

I’m thinking I’m a bat. Specifically a Golden Capped Fruit Bat.

possum, goblin

Nov. 4th:

Is Dangerbuff Sullivan Noodle (shortened to Danger S. Noodle) a good name for a snake? What's another good snake name for the snake that I'm going to steal from Pet Smart?

1. Yes. Absolutely!
2. Sir Hiss (like from Disney's old animated Robin Hood movie!)

1. Yeah
2. Mouse(you are what you eat)

1. yes
2. A generic human name to confuse everyone when you introduce them to said danger noodle

1) Yes
2) William Snakespeare

1. Of course.
2. Old man or woman names

Obviously
You don't need more name ideas. Just name him danger noodle