Shower thoughts

Exactly what it says

If I thought of something weird during a maths test, is it a maths test thought then?

if you drop a soap bar on the floor, is the soap dirty,or is the floor clean?

The human brain refers to itself in the third POV, does that mean we all have that disorder?

What am I doing with life?

The human brain named itself

What would I look like if I was a blonde? (thinks about it for a moment) OH GAD, OH HELL NO, I AM NEVER GOING TO BE A BLONDE

When passages are typed in capital letters, people who read it will read it like they are yelling. So you can change your name so that your official name is all capital and people who reads it will always have to scream your name

Imagine all the skills and languages I could learn if I'd just stop being lazy

Thinks about all the things i couldve done his summer.. LOL nO

Imagine if there really are aliens out there who saw all of the random messages Earth sent into space. It's like the time when your annoying three-year-old little brother was banging on your (locked) door trying to play with you while you're chilling on your computer. Except with the humans as the pesky little brother.

what if when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there, it's a glitch in the simulation?

what if when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there, it's a glitch in the simulation?

WOAHHHH

clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something

If I traveled back in time to kill my Grandpa, would that even happen because I killed my Grandpa and I ceased to exist, meaning I did not exist to kill my Grandpa?

It's self-harm when you cut your arm but not your hair?

So in the christian bible Eve came from Adam, so technically they were related, right? So when they had children together would that be insect?

Is the correct answer to this question "no"?

(@Joneathan incest)
*Only smart people realise they aren't, and males used to think they are smarter than females, does that mean males are intellectually inferior?

Kylo Ren vs massive swarm of locusts. Who would win?

Can an omnipotent being create a stone that even it can't lift? Either way, if it can create it does it make it not omnipotent? If it can't create it it definitely isn't omnipotent.

if ALL CAPITALS ARE SCREAMING and 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 then why does the voume never change in your head?

Creation myths always there was a void pr something before the world/s was there, so who created the void?

Creation myths always there was a void pr something before the world/s was there, so who created the void?

This is interesting because the first creation myths in Iran or the Fertile Crescent or wherever the Hell society and religion started, well, they actually started with an infinite ocean, it was only the famous European creation myths of the Greeco-Roman people and Vikings (Only Midgard started as a void in the viking myths, the rest of the Tree and it's realms were already developed and never explained for some reason [or more likely they were lost to time.].) started with a void. Even then, this void or ocean in itself (unlike in Abrahamic religion) was an abstract entity. I have a mythology book on multiple regions that I learned this from, I wish I could find it to track down some sources.

Your skeleton is always wet

It's OK when you chew but gross when you spit it out and chew it again

The entire Sci-fi genre is one big "what if" scenario

woah