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All the stupid things my baby sister says

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My sister is running around saying “people die”

She's not wrong

Meanwhile, my sister looks me straight in the eye and says
"I'm dead inside."

My sister is running around saying “people die”

She's not wrong

Let it be known that my sister is smarter than me

(I know people die though, just not at that age)

Rachel (my baby sister): shhh
Me: shhh
Rachel: No!
Me: shhh
Rachel: NO! NOOOOO!
as she proceeds to scream very loudly

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My mom: Bringing me food because I'm quarantined in my room
My sister: "Are you bringing that to… The Contaminated One?"

My mom: Bringing me food because I'm quarantined in my room
My sister: "Are you bringing that to… The Contaminated One?"

Can I just make your sister my sister?
We would have so much fun

Today Emma asked me what my pearl-ex was, so I decided to show her

Emma:
dips finger in pigment
stares at finger unmoving for a solid minute
looks me directly in the eyes

I wanna keep it forever

(finally someone appreciates my glitter)

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@Kie group

I wanna keep it forever

That's literally me with anything that shines/glimmers even the slightest bit? I might be a dragon.

=O
I’M NOT ALONE?!

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@Kie group

You're not! As of recent I've considered collecting glitter, beads, buttons, and even those fake jewels you glue onto things because mmmm pretty things that shine.

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i may or may not have a small treasure chest filled of pop tabs because shiny

Everyone: “Glitter gets everywhere”
Me: That’s the fun of it

yes

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Ok you've overused the rick roll

I took a vid of my little sis saying dumb things

don’t even try it
you have rickroll in your username for crying out loud
you’re not fooling anyone

Anyone else recognize the YT code on sight now?

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@Kie group

I'm starting to.

Yep.

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Yep.

I swear to god Ella

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The YouTube code?? Am I too stupid to figure out what you mean on my own? Yes. Yes I am

Yep.

I swear to god Ella

What? :)

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Yep.

I swear to god Ella

What? :)

whatthefu-

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@Kie group

"Rickroll but with a different link so people can't memorize it"

flashback to when Dave Malloy (one of my favorite composers) dID THIS

He legit put the link in one of the songs

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What song

What song

I looked it up and I think it was this one?

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What song

I looked it up and I think it was this one?

I don't even have to click the link to know what you're up to
You're killin' me here

What song

I looked it up and I think it was this one?

Mother Fucker

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@Kie group

Pato's count is going up quickly.