All the stupid things my baby sister says
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LOL surprise dolls are terrifying and disgusting. Do not recommend
shudder
…I didn’t know what they were until now…
Oh gosh they’re horrifying
Emma’s now at the dinner table loudly talking about how if you squeeze their faces hard enough they pee
…yep, I’m sticking with the dollhouse furniture
Apparently all she wants for her birthday is an LOL doll and “Sr Poops A Lot”, which after a lot of questions, is apparently a toy dog that you feed treats, it poops, and then you can feed it back to them
…I think I’ll stick to the dollhouse furniture idea
FUN FUCKIN STORY
ONE TIME
I WAS AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY
A FRIEND AND I FOUND ONE OF THOSE DOGS THAT POOP AND EAT
ITS NAME WAS JEREMY
WE TRIED MAKING IT EXTRA FOOD OUT OF CARDBOARD
BUT WHEN WE FED IT TO THE DOG
THE CARDBOARD GOT STUCK IN IT
SO WE PANICKED AND STARTED TRYING TO GET IT OUT
WE WERE TRYING EVERYTHING
SUDDENLY THE FRIEND WHO IS HOSTING THE PARTY WALKS IN ON MY FRIEND AND I ON HER BASEMENT FLOOR WITH A PENCIL STICKING OUT THE THE DOG'S BUTT
THE FRIEND PANICS AND TRIES TO QUICKLY PULL THE PENCIL OUT
IT BREAKS
THERE IS NOW HALF A PENCIL STUCK INSIDE OF JEREMY THE DOG
EVERYONE ELSE COMES AND TRIED TO HELP
WE REALIZE IT'S A LOST CAUSE
WE STUFFED JEREMY IN A CARDBOARD BOX WITH HALF A BROKEN PENCIL STUCK IN HIS BUTT
USED THE HOST'S JEWELRY AS OFFERINGS
AND HAD A FUNERAL
I also ended up getting yelled at by the mom for getting water on the carpet
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…I didn’t know what they were until now…
Oh gosh they’re horrifying
Emma’s now at the dinner table loudly talking about how if you squeeze their faces hard enough they pee…yep, I’m sticking with the dollhouse furniture
Some pee, some cry, some spit. I have been scarred for life by all three of these.
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So my sister runs up to me and says 'Put on the cooking show.' and I ask her which one and she says 'the one where they compete' and I just
Me: You have a skeleton inside you!
Emma: aggressively poking tummy
but I don’t feel any bones…
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Can we get this child her own T.V show?
i will :D
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Okay do you know what my demon sister did?
So about an hour ago, she asked how to spell 'ha'.
I didn't question it, she's six and does weird things a lot.
A few minutes ago, I go to do crap on the computer, and the mouse isn't working.
I flip it over, and there's a piece of tape with a smiley face and 'haha' written on it.
I can't with this self-quarantine anymore
Oh my gosh 😂
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Ok so this was from my brother(he's 10)
I was eating and I was like 'this tastes like heaven'
So my brother says "You ate heaven?"
And I said "At least we know where you're going."
So his response to that is "Canada?!"
It’s official:
COVID-19 is now only to be referred to as granola virus, because Emma says so.
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It’s official:
COVID-19 is now only to be referred to as granola virus, because Emma says so.
Well, you can't argue with Emma.
facts
so i'm just chillin in my room, petting my cat, doodling some shtuff, as usual.
…i just heard Emma scream, from the complete opposite side of the house,
"I'M GOING TO NARNIAAAAAAA"
she's standing on the edge of the sofa
she's holding an elsa doll high above her head
and she doesn't even know what narnia is
needless to say i am confusion
“I’ll kill you tomorrow morning”
My 5 year old sis Said that
I hope I didn’t kill the chat… RIP
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ My immediate thought.
(Oof)
My little sisters and I, also say Fart Nugget, a creative alternate to saying f*
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Alright so my bedroom is across the hall from my brother's room and he's video chatting with friends and suddenly he screams
"BUTTERED BISCUITS"
And I don't even know anymore
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Brother update:
"You're acting like you've known me my whole life."
He's 2 years younger than me.
xD
Me: trying to shower
Cat: meows at door
Emma: crashes into said door “You can’t go in there! There’s water!”
Here. Pretend there’s ice powers in the way!
sSSSSPFFFBBBBBBBSPSPSPSPPSPSPPSPPSBBFFFFFFFSSSSPT
You’re stuck. You can’t go there now.
(Thank you Emma for protecting me)