“we should cut a cat open so we can feel it’s cute little heart!”
All the stupid things my baby sister says
(her birthday’s tomorrow, i can’t wait, she’s so excited and it’s making me really happy-)
(Edit. This was at 1am. It’s still not until tomorrow)
school
really ???
tell her a random stranger online wants to say happy early birthday to her
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happy birthday emma <3
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Happy Birthday Emma!
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(I'm gonna make her a card. She likes cats, right? Does she have a favorite color?)
(I’ll ask her)
Oh yay happy birthday to her
Half her gifts aren’t arriving until may D:
Happy birthday Emma!!!
Lovely birthday wishes to Emma.
Happy Birthday Emma!!!
Happy birthday to the person who I basically don’t know’s sister!
(I'm gonna make her a card. She likes cats, right? Does she have a favorite color?)
I forgot to ask but she just told me her “fravorite” colors are pink, green, and rainbow
Update: now she’s saying it’s blue cause Elsa likes blue
Here let me share something my sister said
“Dada five drinks”
My Step-Dad: “No”
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My sister:
*Runs downstairs with a Pokeball thing from McDonalds clipped to her pants, a Pokemon shirt and a plush Pikachu*
"Am I Pokemon or am I Pokemon?"
(She’s a Pokémon)
(Also my sister has a plush Evee)
HAPPY HECKIN BIRTHDAY EMMA!!!
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My sister is a demon
She offered me some whipped cream (I have a whipped cream problem) and I was like 'thanks don't tell mom'
But
The thing of whipped cream is empty
Which I didn't know
And this demon just sat there and laughed at me for a solid minute
She just called fireflies “light bees” and now I refuse to call them anything else
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my brother calls the television a chi-chi
and ice age "dinosaurs"
so you hear a two year old from the other room, saying to my other brother, amos: "dinosaurs on da chi-chi pease, ais"
No one:
My sister: pulls a bunch of tissues out of the box, licks them, then puts them back
My sister is running around saying “people die”