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All the stupid things my baby sister says

@The-N-U-T-Cracker forum 687 comments schedule

Here’s another crazy thing me and my sisters say:
NIAPGOD

Can you figure out what that means? I doubt you can…

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“Why aren’t you wearing any clothes?”

Emma: Becauuuusseeeee the fan blew my pajamas off, mom

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"Robin's boobs are so big."
Robin being Nico Robin from One Piece
And if you look up pictures of Robin after the time-skip, you'll find that she's not wrong

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“But I can’t pick this scab or else the dandelions would get bloody and we’re not picking the bloody dandelions”

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she has now taken her swimsuit off
in the pool
because it got wet

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she has now taken her swimsuit off
in the pool
because it got wet

You're in a pool?

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She's learning skinny dipping at a young age

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

no, the littles are playing in one of those plastic backyard pool things that’s like half a foot deep

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Oh. I had one of those but it "was blown away in a hurricane"

she has now taken her swimsuit off
in the pool
because it got wet

Ah the joys and mysteries of youth.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Emma: Look what I found outside!!!
Mom: Yep, that’s dirt
Emma: No.
.
It’s a pizza.
Mom: …That’s dirt.
Emma: But it’s shaped like a pizza.
Mom: It’s still dirt. Please go put it outside.
Emma: Pizza doesn’t go outside!!!
Mom: It’s not pizza. It’s a round pile of dirt. Please get it out of the house.
Emma: But it’s a pizza. Here, I’ll taste it
Mom: child nO-

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Me, doing trivia with my family: An epidermis is commonly called blank.
My brother: An ear doctor!
Me: No.
My brother: A NOSE DOCTOR!

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Anna: Did you just say crocodile starts with a b?

Emma: No, silly!!!
Crocodile starts with a

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lmaooooo

“Fart nuget”

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I was sitting on the couch and my sister just comes up behind me and whisper-sings
"Every step you take, I'll be watching you."

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@saor_illust school

Oh my god that is so adorable to me for some reason

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It's cute but also kinda terrifying
I'm kind of scared to go to sleep
Let me check if she's still in her bed

okay she's still there

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@saor_illust school

lmao

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I'm glancing uneasily around the living room

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@Pickles group

Watch her right back you coward

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you're right

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you bet your ass I am

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I just had a pink unicorn headband thrown at me
I need to revise my methods
When I have a break, I'll hide in her closet or something

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This kid
She just walked up to me with a blank stare and says:
"Hi. I'm dead inside."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

(singing you are my sunshine)
"when i awoke dear, i was mistaken. so i hung my head and died"

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(singing you are my sunshine)
"when i awoke dear, i was mistaken. so i hung my head and died"

Oh my goodness
Our sisters would get along so well

@murphysgirl

Right, so I'm new to this chat and this is completely out of context. But whatever.
My little sister says the weirdest things… so here we go.

"Your mom is so fat that if you slapped her on the back she'd get sunburn"
"An alien took off his own eyeballs and said "Look I have a souvenir!""
"Let's go talk to the bath"
"Aah my nose is picky!"
"You're laughing at all of my jokes even though they're great"

There are lots more, but I've misplaced my list, so here are my two personal favourites:
"When I sit on chairs, I wait for it to rain"
"You will always have 5 to 9 problems in one of your lives"

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So I was talking about my One Piece OTP(as I do)
And by brother's playing a video game, and without looking away from his game, says
"If you like ships so much, you should join the Navy."