Granted, he now calls you poopface
I wish I were good at dancing
granted, now you are illiterate
i wish i could high-five pete wentz
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Granted, in the face with a chair
I wish I were a little taller
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Granted, he now calls you poopface
I wish I were good at dancinggranted, now you are illiterate
i wish i could high-five pete wentz
(me too) granted, but you puke on his shoes
I wish I wasn't so obsessed with things
Granted, now you don't care about them at all (doesn't sound bad, but it's terrible)
I wish I cared
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Granted, but only about one thing
I wish that I didn't have to do my makeup tonight for the show and make ollie or terrence do it
Granted, but it turns out horrible
I wish I had green hair
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Granted, it's swamp green.
I wish I could write better.
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Granted but it's puke green.
I wish my brother would stop bringing cursed things into my room.
Granted, in your opinion
I wish I could time travel
granted, only for a single second at a time
i wish that daylight savings time didn't exist
Granted, time doesn't exist at all
I wish people outside of Notebook cared about me
Granted, everybody on this website absolutely hates you
I wish my sister wasn't such a jerk
Granted, now she's worse than a jerk
I wish I could help people on here instead of adding to the pile of another "I'm sorry."
Granted. This website is now overrun by therapists and you have to pay to talk to each one.
I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant
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Granted, but now you're allergic to eggs and gluten.
I wish I had more focus
Granted, focus on what a bad place this world is
I wish I had a positive view on the world
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Bold of you to assume I don't already
Granted, now you can't see anything negative at all
I wish that Episode IX would be out sooner
Granted, but it turns out to be bad
I wish love were like how it is portrayed in movies and books
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Granted, but you can't see it.
I wish that I was prettier
but you're so pretty
Granted, prettier in the afterlife
I wish could be worthy of you all
(aw love you are tho)
(I'm sorry about that)
(you really are, you're a cool friend)
(I hope so…)
(and if you're ever down, feel free to PM me. I know last time we talked I was unusually unenthusiastic, but I'm better now)
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Granted, prettier in the afterlife
I wish could be worthy of you all
There's nothing to grant. It already's true.
(and if you're ever down, feel free to PM me. I know last time we talked I was unusually unenthusiastic, but I'm better now)
(Okay.)
I wish I wasn't worried sick about everything that I can't change.
(OOF AGREED)
granted, you are now worried about the health of your neighbor's non-existent pet duck
i wish something good upon everybody