Forum game: Make a wish!

Granted, but she wants an open relationship.
I wish I were a straight-A student.

Granted, you were back in kindergarten. Not so much anymore.
I wish I wasn't such a drama queen

Granted, you were back in kindergarten. Not so much anymore.
I wish I wasn't such a drama queen

Granted, you are now the Queen of trash (obviously not)
I wish I were cute

Granted. You also previously wished to be invisible, so I grant that wish as well. You are cute but now nobody, including yourself, can see you.
I wish I wasn't depressed

Granted, you are now over-the-top happy.
i wish i could dye my hair

Granted, you realize you are allergic to hair dye
I wish I were older (Don't judge)

now you are 800 years old
i wish i could hug gerd way

Granted, but Frank Iero stabs you while you do it because he thinks you're stealing his man
I wish that I could just freaking see Frank Iero in person like not even a conversation just like see him

Granted, but now you are blinded because of his beauty
I wish pasta could cure depression

(Me too, me too)
Granted, but only the chewy, gross, gluten free pasta works

I wish I could stop coughing

Granted, for one minute
I wish love wasn't so complicated

Granted, now you are sneezing incessantly
(i can't think of anything rn)

I wish I was more confident

Granted, now everyone thinks you're extremely intimidating
I wish i could get my stories published

Granted, no one ever reads them
I wish I were a better friend

Granted, you now only have one friend and everyone else hates you.
I wish I could get my tattoo right now instead of having to wait a year

Granted, a fake tattoo
I wish for good luck

Granted, that good luck goes to most evil person in the world rather than to you
I wish I had really good grades

Granted, you have the highest grade luxury foods in the world, you still haven’t learned anything though.

I wish I could go on a vacation or something please just get me out of this house

Granted, But life is worse.
I wish I wasn't hemophiliac.

Granted, you're dead (oof)
I wish I had cool clothes

Your clothes suddenly turn freezing cold
I wish I knew how to do my senior project

Granted, you know how to do it, but you can't
I wish my friends were happy

Granted, only you are the reason they’re happy so you never get time to yourself and end up trying to cheer them up all day every day
I wish what I just said would make sense

Granted, but nobody saw it
I wish birds would come to our house

Granted, but they are 'kamikaze chickens' (yer welcome pesents)
I wish Little Brother wouldn't call me Dema ;w;

Granted, he now calls you poopface
I wish I were good at dancing

Granted, but they are 'kamikaze chickens' (yer welcome pesents)

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