Granted, but you become like my music teacher and sing every single word you say but sound absolutely amazing doing so
I wish I had a real life unicorn
Granted, but you become like my music teacher and sing every single word you say but sound absolutely amazing doing so
I wish I had a real life unicorn
Granted, but it's murderous.
I wish I could breathe underwater
Who covers you in a rainbow substance that may or may not be pop
I wish I can get a cat
I wish I could breathe underwater
Granted, but you can’t breathe out of water
I wish I can get a cat
Granted, but she hates you and bites at your hand
I wish the site wasn’t so dead
But only for one day per decade
I wish I am better at time management
Granted, but you can never come back (I don't mean that literally)
I wish I could sleep for an extra hour.
You also stay at school for an extra hour everyday
I wish music lessons can all be during maths
Granted, but while music lessons are going on while you are doing math
I wish I wasn't involved in the drama that is happening on this site
You are involved in real life instead
I wish there is less drama
Granted, except there's more negativity instead
I wish my indestructible amount of self-confidence would come back…
You are now an arrogant idiot.
I wish that I was an all-powerful being capable of doing absolutely anything i flipping want.
Granted, but that thing always comes back.
I wish people would leave me alone
Granted, but you will never see another human in the rest of your life.
I wish people wouldn’t corrupt my wishes
Granted, but it only lasts for this one wish
I wish I wasn't sick
Granted, but only for two hours.
I wish that I could have a really sweet pet cat.
Granted, but that cat has rabies.
I wish I could draw better than what I write.
Granted, but because now your writing is the worst in the world, not because your art is better.
I wish i didn’t have to make a wish.
Granted, instead you will get a curse.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but each thing you wish for you lose part of your soul.
I wish I had a pink candle
Granted, but the candle burns down your house and kills you and everyone you love.
I wish I could speak chicken.
Bokbockockccbock
I wish I knew every language on planet Earth, including animal.
Granted, but you also know how to speak idiot.
I wish dragons and unicorns were real
Granted, but so are zombies
I wish I had more fuzzy blankets to curl up in
You have been smothered by them.
I wish people wouldn’t post a reply before i can.
Granted, nobody will ever post a reply again
I wish it were summer
Granted, but it's always summer (which I personally wouldn't mind if it means I never have to see snow again)
I wish I wasn't so cold
You are in the sun
I wish i was a unicorn
Granted, but unicorns don't exist
I wish I could have unlimited good music