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Forum game: Make a wish!

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I wish everyone would get over this drama

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That's why I deleted the OG thread.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

The llamas would be super adorable, but they’d spit on you

I wish puppies would stay smol forever

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They do! But instead of growing they now shrink.
I wish that I could visit Italy.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

You can! But you can’t eat any of the food sobs silently as I realize how awful that would be

I wish to end world hunger

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You can! But all of the food will be food no one likes.
I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

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you can, though now they focus on a curriculum of math and english/reading.

I wish my wrist wasn't in pain
also that I could move it.

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It isn't! But now you have a headache.
I wish I could stop ruining everything I touch.

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You can by cutting off your hands (but honestly same)

I wish my wrist wasn't hurting and that I didn't have a headache (because I do)

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(Your wish half came true?)
Your wrist and head are no longer hurting, but now they're completely numb

@SaltyLasagna

I wish I had better grades

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Granted, better grades in preschool.
I wish people wouldn't hate this thread.

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Granted! But they'll take their hate elsewhere.
Cinderella voice
I wish to go to the festival!

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Granted, the festival of public executions.
I wish to get out of class.

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That sounds fun!
Granted, but you get held back for skipping class.
Jack voice
I wish my cow would give me some milk!

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Granted, poisoned milk.
I wish it would be sunny out.

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Granted. You get a horrible sunburn.
Baker's Wife voice
I wish to have a child

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Granted, a child that dies.
I wish that my crush will like me.

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Granted, they become obsessed with you.
I wish I was drop-dead gorgeous.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Granted, literally.
I wish I had pretty hair.

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Granted. But it's near impossible to tame.
I wish I had another dog.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Granted, a dog that tries to kill you.
I wish I get a 100% on my next test.

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Granted. But you fail every test for the rest of the year.
I wish I could get my dream role.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

Granted, for one second.
I wish I could fly.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

You can, but humans aren’t meant for flight so you’ll probably die

I wish these wishes actually came true, and I wish the world was perfect

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

(Me too. That one is hard to corrupt.)
Granted, but world blows up and we move to Mars.
I wish I were a better person.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Wish granted, but all that changes is your self confidence because you’re already too amazing and there’s nothing else to improve

I wish I had more self-control when it comes to food

@SaltyLasagna

Granted, but you have no self-control when it comes to anything else.
I wish I was better at singing.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

(Aww thanks)
Granted, but nothing changes because you're already perfect the way you are.
I wish I were stronger and faster.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Granted, but you physically cannot dance

I wish when I compliment my friends they’d take it instead of brushing it off like “you don’t mean it, you’re just trying to make me feel better”

@SaltyLasagna

(so nothing changed?)
Granted, but they say absolutely nothing in return. Ever. Not a word.
I wish I had more freedom.