Forum game: Make a wish!

It does, but so does your brain

I wish I didn’t press the post reply before making a wish

Granted, but you don't have Notebook

I wish I had a better sense of humor instead of just the slightly offensive jokes my family shares (don't judge)

But everyone judges you for it
I wish I can actually think before I speak more

(same) You think, but can't actually speak

I wish I could exercise without breaking every limb in one average push-up

You don't, but you break your bones

I wish I can learn more languages

But they're all unused by humanity
I wish my siblings would stop trying to ruin my life in small ways

But you get really bad hiccups instead
I wish school cans stop giving us stupid tests

Granted, but now they make you run laps everyday instead.
I wish I had my own room.

Full of dead rats
I wish words count essays don't exist

Of life
I wish it's easier to find the songs I like but don't know the names of

But none of the answers will be right.
I wish I didn't have to wake up so early in the morning

But you can't sleep at all
I wish swimming training isn't so early in the morning

Granted, it is now at 11:00 PM.
I wish I wouldn't cough so much.

Granted, but you now can't stop sneezing.
I wish my neck wasn't so sore.

Granted, but you end up with an abusive partner
I wish the site was less dead

But you are more dead
I wish I'm not so tired everyday

But they go so slow that you'll be 50 years old when you finish the curriculum for your current year
I wish school filters are less stupid

Granted. But you have no internet.
I wish I wasn't single.

Granted, now you're Voldemort

I wish I could speak Japanese

Granted, but you can only speak in the Japanese language.

I wish I had a life.