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XD you changed it again

Why, yes. Yes, I did!

@ravens

well this grew a lot in a couple hours

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well this grew a lot in a couple hours

Really? How much?

@Natasha

(Awight. Night peoples.

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(Awight. Night peoples.

Awe. 'Night!

@Natasha

(Awight. Night peoples.

Awe. 'Night!

(I'll come back tomowwow I pwomise!!!!

@Googly_I (inactive)

i have another joke

I've been hating russian dolls for a long time now.
They're always so full of themselves.
kek

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(Awight. Night peoples.

Awe. 'Night!

(I'll come back tomowwow I pwomise!!!!

laughs nervously I make no such promise… :(

@Wyvern

(Awight. Night peoples.

Awe. 'Night!

(I'll come back tomowwow I pwomise!!!!

laughs nervously I make no such promise… :(

Good night! If someone murders me before morning, I will miss you all

MAC&CHEESE

Wait!

What is green, fuzzy, a will hurt you if it falls out of a tree!?!?!?
A pool table!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?!?!?!
"Where's my tractor?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I hope no one said these already

Kbye

@amber_is_in_a_loop

i have another joke

I've been hating russian dolls for a long time now.
They're always so full of themselves.
kek

ohmygod LOL

I have a couple: what is small, yellow and scary?
A chick with a machine gun.

What do you call a dwarf in an elevator?
Stuck, because he can't reach the buttons.

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Lol. The dwarf one, XD.

person_off
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Did you ever sing that stupid song about Batman. Ya know, it was to the tune of Jingle Bells?

Has anyone seen that one Batman from the 60's where there's one episode with the joker and there was this one joke/thinly-disguised riddle and it's like, 'what small and weighs 60 lb.s (or something)' and Robin is immediately like, a sparrow with a machine gun and Batman's all like 'Of course, robin'. O-o where did you get that answer and how is that funny?

person_off
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Has anyone seen that one Batman from the 60's where there's one episode with the joker and there was this one joke/thinly-disguised riddle and it's like, 'what small and weighs 60 lb.s (or something)' and Robin is immediately like, a sparrow with a machine gun and Batman's all like 'Of course, robin'. O-o where did you get that answer and how is that funny?

HAHAHAHA!!! I remember that!

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Well… if anyone wants to read some really bad jokes, the FITZSIMMONS chat is currently in a joke-off.

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Wow… This Cold silence is a Killer Frost.

@Natasha

Hi

Well, this is all SPOOKtacular!

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Hi

Hi!

Hi

Hi!

Hellooooooooooooooo!

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Oh, no. We are not having another "Battle of the 'Hi's."

okee :-l

Chemistry joke:
You remind me of Oxygen and Neon. Why?
Becuase you're the ONe

I don't trust atoms because they makeup everything.

I currently have my 80 lb. dog in my lap.(-_-) She is a dork.

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Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

I actually laughed on that one! XD

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Yeah, I like to make science jokes, but only periodically.

@ravens

So I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like OMg