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Lame Jokes
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I wish I could tell y'all a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones
Argon
Chemistry jokes are just Sodium funny!
I slapped my Neon that one
I told my parent some of these jokes, but they didn't give quite the reaction I was looking for.
I’ll join the fun!
A proton and a neutron were walking down a street. The proton says, “Stop, I dropped an electron. Where is it?”
"Are you sure?", the neuron asks.
"Yes, I'm positive.", the proton replied.
I love you guys. You're all amazing at jokes
Because when do I tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
My friend told me this one and I burst out laughing.
Why are curium, helium, and barium the main medical elements? Because if you can't curium or helium, you barium!
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN!
Why are curium, helium, and barium the main medical elements? Because if you can't curium or helium, you barium!
Haha! My dad who's actually a doctor told me that one.
This is the best type of humour
Why are curium, helium, and barium the main medical elements? Because if you can't curium or helium, you barium!
Haha! My dad who's actually a doctor told me that one.
XD Your dad must be awesome!
Why are curium, helium, and barium the main medical elements? Because if you can't curium or helium, you barium!
Haha! My dad who's actually a doctor told me that one.
XD Your dad must be awesome!
He is most of the time! Except for when he's angry. Other than that he's great!
what did one rose say to another rose……."hi bud"
SO there are three guys stranded on an island. They get captured by the people living on the island. Now these island people make a deal with the three guys and tell them to go collect 13 of the same fruit. SO the first guy comes back carrying 13 strawberries and the island people tell him to shove all thirteen of them up his butt without laughing and if he does they will set him free, but if he laughs they will kill him. So the first guy tries, but he gets to his sixth strawberry and starts to laugh. The Island people kill him. Along comes the second man carrying 13 blueberries. The island people give him the same instructions. Now the second guy is on his last blueberry. He has almost made it, but at the last moment he starts to laugh. SO the Island people kill him. Now up in heaven the two guys are talking and the first guy asks," why did you start laughing you were so close." The second guy turns to him and replies," Because I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples."
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@GG OMGosh! My friend is obsessed with Grant Gustin!!!
@Sorceress haha i love the Flash
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Lol. She's so obsessed.
Last year in history we were learning about the tai ping rebellion so this one kid just stopped taking notes and my teacher goes "Jose, take notes!" and the dude just looked at him and says "I'm having a ty-ping rebellion." The whole class just kinda died and the teacher had to rest his head in his hands in exasperation.
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Oh gosh, that's hilarious!
That's great. I snorted.
What do Batman and 16 Sodiums have in common?
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
where's Finnick?
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Odair he is
Odair he is
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My fish is named Finnick
So whenever I can't see him in his tank I just go "Where's Finnick?' and he wiggles up to the front gaping at me and I say "Odair he is!"
XD
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