Yzma: [appearing from the shadows, holding the vial of human extract] Looking for this?
Kuzko: No! It can't be. How did you get here before us?
Yzma: [stunned] How did we, Kronk?
Kronk: You got me. [pulls down a map outlining the chase prior] By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
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Disney just likes to make movies that are one giant pun…
But this one was by all accounts my favorite. "Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives-AAHAHAHA! I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
Disney just likes to make movies that are one giant pun…
(But it's funnier that way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Has anyone seen Treasure Planet and Atlantis:The Lost Empire?
Both are from Disney's 'Weird Period'
so underrated
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Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
5 seconds later…
Timon: [dressed in drag] Luau!
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Has anyone seen Treasure Planet and Atlantis:The Lost Empire?
Both are from Disney's 'Weird Period'
so underrated
Yes! Yes, I have! I liked Treasure Island. I liked the cat-lady…
It's been a while…
(*died of laughter)
Has anyone seen Treasure Planet and Atlantis:The Lost Empire?
Both are from Disney's 'Weird Period'
so underratedYes! Yes, I have! I liked Treasure Island. I liked the cat-lady…
It's been a while…
(same)
Yussss! Captain Amelia! Voiced by the awesome Emma Thompsom!
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I liked when she was loopily "flirting" w/the dog-guy.
Yep, and Dr. Doppler (the dog-guy) made a Star Trek reference. (sorta)
Milo James Thatch: By the way, we were never properly introduced. My name's Milo.
Princess Kidagakash "Kida": My name is Kidagakash.
Milo James Thatch: Ki-ki-kidamaschnaga… Uh, hey, you got a nickname?
Princess Kidagakash "Kida": Kida
Milo James Thatch: Okay, Kida. I can remember that.
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#Milonailedit
Yussss! Atlantis!
Kida is so underrated!
Who here wishes Disney would pick up Hand-Drawn animation again?
Oh I HAve a lame joke: what's brown and sticky?
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a stick.
Dammit
Another one: I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.
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Bwahahahaha!
Ok, the lamest of them all: Where does the general keep his armies?
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^^well done.
in his war cabinet?
In his SLEEVIES
OH! Cackles like a nut
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Applause
Who here wishes Disney would pick up Hand-Drawn animation again?
(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *waves hand around like Hermione)
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In his SLEEVIES
Oh, gosh. Lol.