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I never thought I'd be comparing liver cirrhosis to a battlefield.
"It's only been an hour and we've executed the fucking Cookie Monster on stream."
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"Round and round the seizure goes! Where it stops? Nobody knows!"
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"Instead of cutting off your umbilical cord, they cut off your ear-legs, too."
"Let's throw our balls at each other."
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“Cannibalism is now trendy.”
“You just got coconut mauled.”
“Cohhhcoohhhnut mauled!”
“Good morning! You're so cute when you're asleep, sorry for knocking you out~“
“as I said, she’s 100% cray-cray”
“she’s CRAY-CRAY FOR RAY-RAY”
“AYYYYYY YES”
“I get that she’s crazy and obsessed with you and part of a cult celebrating you, but like, you don’t need to stab her in the gut, man!”
“Is this a conspiracy coincidence?”
“mm, qibli sandwich”
“And, anyway, then we were like-“
“Keep your chats math-related, please!”
“Oh, right. Umm. X.”
GAY they r all GAY homosexual yes yes
Hello, my name is Yui Komori and you are watching Disney Channel.
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“But you said it so monotone; ‘Is that Mike Pence?’”
“You’re supposed to stay calm in a disaster!”
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"what is tha- OH MY GOD THAT IS THE HOTTEST FUCKIN FURRY IVE EVER SEEN-"
You have been a lollipop, have a boy
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“I am leaving. You are about to explode.”
- Teal’c, third-to-last episode of Stargate SG-1
(I’m not done yet, don’t spoil things)
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speedpaint stream quotes againnn
"he's asking for sacrifices, what do you do?"
"cut off my arm and throw it at his face"
"scream louder, the ghosts will surely hear you"
"got it babe"
"shit what do i do he's aFTER ME"
"USE THE SECRET TECHNIQUE!"
"[runs away]"
"shut up with your 'what are you doing in my house' bullshit, you know exactly why i'm here"
"-and I couldn't say no so I broke the law and now I have twenty dollars."
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"Can I roll a sheev spin check?"
"Go ahead."
"Natural 20!"
"You do an epic sheev spin-"
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“I just simultaneously whipped AND nae-naed!”
“Is that why you died?”
Started as a bottom now I'm a dog toy
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“What’s heaven like?”
“It’s red and hot!”
“Can’t believe that you just implied that Mr. Beast is the lord of Hell.”
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“Let’s go do basketball and drugs.”
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"you have to try harder than that if you ever wish to chew on my leg, sire"
"i think that's enough d&d for the day"
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"You walk into the Alabama tavern, and- roll a d20, no modifier."
"Natural 1."
"You're shot in the back of the head with a shotgun. You turn around and there's a 300 pound shirtless man wearing overalls."
"Is he married to his sister?"
"And his mother."
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@evastardust
groupRRAAAARRL
RRAAAARRL
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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“I will stomp on your FACE!”
“Yeah, I’m Alex.”
“Alex? That’s coo-“
“ALEXANDER HAMILTON”
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"[grumbles angrily] stupid ketchup…"
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SWEET HOME ALABAMA
that is in fact what was sung afterwards
