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“We were drinking cake!”
what's up guys, Satan here, back with another house, tour. This is where I reap the souls of the dead consumed by flames. Anyway guys, hope you enjoy, and smash the like button!"
You're the strongest black woman I know besides Harriet Tubman
“I wonder if it would be therapeutic to smash a mermaid.”
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"Wilde Times Hetero Club"
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"What's the meaning of seeing panties in one's last moments…am I going to Heaven or Hell?"
"You know, I've just had my existence denied, but I've still got a smile on my face. That makes me awesome."
"What's the meaning of seeing panties in one's last moments…am I going to Heaven or Hell?"
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"All I wanna know is why soup spoons are so deep! What the hell! It's like a bowl to dip in a larger bowl."
“Forget pizza sauce. How about C H I L D R E N sauce?”
Switzerland tricked foxes into vaccinating themselves
Is your darling newborn asleep up there
"Hope you choke-a-doodle-doo."
Man, people in Quebec must really not like mustard.
“Tell me your preferred pronouns or die!”
I think Mayor Lionheart just wanted the D
"Asmr, Taco Bell edition."
"Rush Limbaugh died this year-"
"WHOO!"
No context needed, hell yeah.
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Alfred F. in the chat
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"Rush Limbaugh died this year-"
"WHOO!"
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"German girls are the most beautiful in the world! Hooray for Volkerwanderung!"
"I, Takayashiki Aoba, have no openings throughout my daily life!"
"That is not true. Modern rice cookers can record television over the internet."
"Uuun… let me sleep for just three more days…"
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“Probably the ants are doing drugs in the Krispy Kreme box.”
“It’s more of a ‘I hate that guy’ vibe. Not ‘Please kill him, Jesus.’”
“You can pee?”
“With my face.”