Naruto is chilling, he grabs a pen. The bible is born
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If you purposely put the Caprisun pounce in harm's way, The Caprisun gods will smite you like the insignificant suit of flesh you are
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@evastardust
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"On second thought, Jaques with a stab wound is just Hamlet."
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"Florida Man Kills Daughter Over Bingo Dispute-"
“Wine flakes. Like Frosted Flakes but not.”
Yeehaw gover'nor
"It has been 9 hours since the end of October 31st, we are now in Christmas mode. Deck the halls, goddamn you!"
You soviets really like your cardboard
My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in!"
have some bad news, Grandpa died this Morning. Lol
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“You’re very good at staring contests, we need that data for a certain cause.”
“NOOOOOO NOT THE PEANUT, WHY THE PEANUT, NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THE PEANUT D:”
“Ha ha, sike. Autonomy doesn’t exist.”
This is nothing to LOL about
My only regret is I didn't make 100 friends
I will resist you
闭嘴白人( Shut up white person)
"So you're going to throw your son to the hounds, just because taking care of me is a pain?"
Just kill the middle child, no one cares about them
"They didn't have Viagra back in World War I, so you might have to get creative."
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“Who wants to be rickrolled on a Sunday?”
I've ⭐ got money 🤑💵 falling 🍂🛬 out my 👨 arse 🍑🍑
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“Taylor Swift wrote Careless Whisper”
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"No! Not Spencer! NO- DON'T YOU DARE THROW SPENCER INTO THE TREE YOU RANCID STRUDEL!"
Just the phrase "cardiovascular orgy."
Precisely so get ready to go to prison "Yeah I was born to go to… prison"
Twerking is about blurring the lines between past and present, men and women, tradition and envelope-pushing,
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'By the standard of time and the quantum physics, that says no.'