Bow down to the will of Mountain Dew
Out of Context
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"apple fanboy" -my dad, who has all apple products except for his earbuds, about someone else
I thought you were talking about the fruit for a solid ten seconds and had to reread that
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language
WHEEZE
(I-)
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NO
It’s Horgrid
You lost your penis privilege
That image haunts me
"apple fanboy" -my dad, who has all apple products except for his earbuds, about someone else
I thought you were talking about the fruit for a solid ten seconds and had to reread that
Neville is an apple fanboy
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“Listen man, you said ‘wake’, but I heard ‘seance’.”
It's me! SNIFFERWOLF
"Oh no, not the Amish! They'll cancel me on the Internet!"
"…Wait a second."
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“This is the racist Mario Party group.”
“Don’t use it all, be conservative.”
“I hate gays.”
“I feel bad for Jesus.”
Click here for hell
You don't have to pay children three to five because hiring children three to five is illegal
Pick your name, pick your decapitated animal heads and you're ready to learn
I have too much self-respect for that and that's in the negatives
There goes the children's money again
Zoinks mum! I caught coronavirus!
Scooby get hanged
It's normally to hide disgraced sexual offenders in the family, but you can live here now
She makes me feel submissive and breedable
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“Zis is my atmpt at drawng ay watr nymf!”
“Hieroglyphs not working for you huh?”
“…no.”
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"Nope! I understand the confusion, though, that would explain why it would want to take them over. But, you know, if they were made of light then it would probably just eat them and not fuse with them to eat the light they gave out."
– a comment of mine, explaining something to a friend
This seems illegal. Whoever lives wins
“Sometimes I wish we didn’t have bones. Then friends could jump in a bowl together like egg whites.”
I'm gay for Jesus Chris
Salad fingers is submissive and breedable