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"There are tampons on the ceiling!"
the tampons are still there btw
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"Oh poop!" "Oh there's literally poop!"
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"I'm going to make an inflatable dart board!"
"I can't go today. I have to take my ex-girlfriend to get her first tatoo."
"I'm an alien-fish-bird-potato!"
"Why does mom wear makeup?" "To look pretty." "But she already looks pretty!" "That's so sweet." "Dad, you should wear makeup."
"I was only trying to kill you! That's all, I swear!"
Well? Aren't you jealous? Aren't adults who actually work for a living, NEETS? We get to go to a hot spring if we randomly feel like it. We won't be back for a few days, so kthnxbye.
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"WELL EXCUSE ME, AT LEAST I TAKE SOME TIME TO SANITIZE MY HAIR FOLLICLES"
"I thrive off of hatred, negativity, and chaos. If I see a guy doing well for himself, I gotta let him know that he should probably kill himself."
"Anyone can be a failure, but you have to work real hard to become a complete piece of shit."
Okay, I just leave your sorry ass for dead since it seems awfully gay for you to promise to protect you.
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“YOUR MOM IS A HAIRDRYER!!!”
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"Isn't that a violin?" Awkward silence "That is the most stupid question I have ever heard you ask."
"Don't come any closer! You'll infect me with your poverty."
"Most likely, she's in hell!"
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"that's a lot of minutes for a detention. what did he even do?" "he threw a pencil across the room. and he said the r word." "the r word…???" "yeah, racist."
"If we put our heads together, our minds, and our titties, we can do anything."
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“Ooo, the battle for Jace’s soul…” “Jace doesn’t have a soul.”
“What’s a buffalo?” “…You are.”
“I burned my house down for all that insurance money!” “Um…” “hAhAhahahAHAhAhaHAhaHA”
"Do not stick bath products up your butt, do you realize how inconvenient farting bubbles would be?"
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"I'm a fish!" "You're a beautiful fish Jason." "I am?"
"Is he actually a god? Seriously, what’s up with his kindness? Actually, just die!"
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"HeLlO cHiLd!"
"The internet evaporated."
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“THESE CUPS ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!” “You turn it upside down and pour into the other side…” “BUT I’D SPILL ALL OF MY APPLEJUICE.” “Ferguson, Ferguson. DRINK THE REMAINS.” “Okay, fine…” drinks the remains “Now, turn it upside down, pour YOUR FREAKING APPLE JUICE INTO THE VISIBLY CUP-LIKE PART, AND DRINK IT!” does it “IT’S WEIRD IT’S UPSIDE DOWN, BUT NOW I CAN GET DRUNKER WAAAAAYYYY FASTER! HOORAY!” “IT’S. APPLE. JUICE.”
(all in one breath) "What's up? What's popping? How's the tricks? What's the sizzle? I'm asking a bunch of questions and ain't no one saying jack."
"So what will it take to let me sleep on your porch? I'm prepared to negotiate."
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"Dino nuggies are real dinosaurs."
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"I make the legals!"
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy choccy chips, which is close enough."
"Damnit fedoras aren't Australian…"
"My icicles can write better cursive than I can. That's sad."
"Brute! Bastard! Ne'er-do-well! Cock of the walk!"
"Karamatsu's going get high on the ocean and die."
"Is it true that our brother turned handsome and now he's gonna OD on ocean water?"
No silly, you can't squish rocks!
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"Do you wear boxers or briefs?" "No frickin comment!"
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"Tell my kids…" "You have no kids." "YOUR MOM HAS NO KIDS!!!" "…I want you to think about the logic of that sentence for a moment."
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"So this pothole is a symbol of everything you stand against?"
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“This is Josh's orphanage, sorry we missed your call. But you know what we say, you make them, we’ll take them.”
"Authur has a TikTok account, doesn't he?"
"Are you asking for death from Hatsune Miku?"
Bruh. unsick urself
Ourple train is best train
(in an Australian accent)don't bite of '87 me Berry!
