person_off
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"We're off to kill the fuckhead, the horrible fuckhead of ours!"
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"Dount Cooku- I mean- Count Dooku-"
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ac_unit
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"We're off to kill the fuckhead, the horrible fuckhead of ours!"
I love this lol
person_off
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"We're off to kill the fuckhead, the horrible fuckhead of ours!"
I love this lol
For context: one of my friends is nicknamed "fuckhead", and they make terrible, terrible jokes. So one day, we started singing that to the amazing tune of "The Wizard of Oz" because they made a particularly bad joke XD
ac_unit
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"We're off to kill the fuckhead, the horrible fuckhead of ours!"
I love this lol
For context: one of my friends is nicknamed "fuckhead", and they make terrible, terrible jokes. So one day, we started singing that to the amazing tune of "The Wizard of Oz" because they made a particularly bad joke XD
Oh my 🤣
You, on the other hand, be careful not to get stabbed by girls on your way home.
A bland spineless loser like him is bound to be a harem protag
person_off
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Context please!
Context please!
I was watching gameplay for a dating sim(Dokyusei Banging Summer) and when the player was at his friend's house. You meet his mom and she basically tells you he's not home, we mention he might not be coming home, the mom tells us not to joke about that and casually warns us to not get stabbed(like that's a common occurence)
I just made the second one up
This entrance is strictly non-smoking. Please smoke inside
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Fortunately, I don't suffer from heterosexuality
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"The threat of death during club activities was rather new to me."
“That was so homoerotic of you.”
"I'd prefer you drop gold when defeated."
"The Dark Ages is a myth perpetuated by Big Renaissance to sell you more paintings."
person_off
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"He's a watermelon."
ac_unit
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Mod
"if I would have known that part I never would have shoved it in there! "
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"Huh!? My body's just compact, unlike yours! You just don't get it do you? You're all boobs, no brains!"
"If it can make a CON save, I can kill it!"
"There is no spaghetti… !!!!!"
"The truth is, I'm a magical girl who came from Alpha Centauri to fight the forces of evil."
"How terrible. If she was going to die, I wanted to kill her myself."
"Don't put me in the same category as that virgin! I wouldn't want to catch his virginity!"
"I don't care if you're plus, die!"
"You're never minus if you're not a bitch."
person_off
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"And why are you putting that on her?"
"Um, you did what to the stuffed bear?"
book
"The only time you get to have off on labor day is when you wife is on her labor day."
"Thy cant sue me if thy are dead!"
This isn't an eromanga! It's a utsuge just waiting to happen!
book
"You could be whatever sized fish you want!"
"Sensei… do you have a joystick in your pants when you sleep?"
"So noisy. How are you going to take responsibility if my ears get pregnant?"
group
"The demon demands a Capri-Sun- WHO HAS AN OFFeRING???"
"It's summer vacation. What else is there to do other than going to the dungeon?"
"What a weak girl, to faint from a little stab in the ear."
person_off
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"I was going good, then I grew balls."