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@The-N-U-T-Cracker March 16, 2020

"now we're gonna cure it so we can make the balls hard"
"oOOH ARE MY BALLS HARD? I THINK THEY AAARRE :D"

@Mojack March 17, 2020

“The goal is not to survive but to have the best intro.”

“Who’s upstairs with me?”
“..no one”
“…”

@Anemone March 19, 2020

"Day ten of me raising children I bought on the black market."

@Pickles March 19, 2020

"This is how your kids get kidnapped and murdered! It's literally going to happen in five minutes!"

@Pickles March 19, 2020

"Day ten of me raising children I bought on the black market."

Were they expensive?

@Althalosian-is-the-father March 19, 2020

"He had sunglasses in his hair."
…
…
Dang now I know how to measure if my hair is floofy enough.

@Pickles March 19, 2020

"If your first thought when you see your house destroyed isn't your sleeping children, you're a terrible parent and I don't know how to help you."

@Anemone March 19, 2020

"Day ten of me raising children I bought on the black market."

Were they expensive?

Nah, I bought the store-brand ones.

@Pickles March 19, 2020

"Day ten of me raising children I bought on the black market."

Were they expensive?

Nah, I bought the store-brand ones.

Well I'm pretty broke. How many will $15 and some pennies get me?

@Anemone March 19, 2020

Eh. I don't know… maybe 1 and a half.

@Pickles March 19, 2020

So what you're saying is I can get chicken nuggets AND a child? Sweet

@Anemone March 19, 2020

I know, it's quite a bargain.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks March 20, 2020

Can I get one for the singular dollar under my bed?

@Anemone March 20, 2020

Nah, you could get a foot tho.

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid March 20, 2020

(How much for a skull?)

@Anemone March 20, 2020

(Ehhh, maybe, $3.50. And a breakfast burrito from McDonalds.)

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies March 23, 2020

“Woah! I think that’s enough nuts Daisy.”

@Pickles March 23, 2020

"MICROWAVED BREAD!"

Deleted user March 24, 2020

unholy cross between Russian and German accent “You don’t happen to have any Children in that strudel do you?”

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry March 25, 2020

“Now Teddy is on drugs”

@SpookyScarySnoteleks March 25, 2020

"Can't go wrong with Pikachu"
"Raises my spirits."

@Althalosian-is-the-father March 25, 2020

“No, eat the fresh bread! Not the one with so many preservatives it’ll last until the second coming of Christ.”

@Anemone March 25, 2020

"Kaboom and Zoom get the fuck out of my room."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks March 25, 2020

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid March 25, 2020

"doggie!!!!"

Deleted user March 26, 2020

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

I would like to know the address of whoever this was said to, I just want to talk.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks March 26, 2020

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

I would like to know the address of whoever this was said to, I just want to talk.

This was to my brother.

Deleted user March 27, 2020

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

I would like to know the address of whoever this was said to, I just want to talk.

This was to my brother.

I’m gonna shove an empty jar of Crofters up your brother’s @ss

@SpookyScarySnoteleks March 27, 2020

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

I would like to know the address of whoever this was said to, I just want to talk.

This was to my brother.

I’m gonna shove an empty jar of Crofters up your brother’s @ss

I'll punch him again for you if you want

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